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| fadingfallenstar (profile) wrote, on 4-10-2004 at 2:18pm | |
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| some random quotes and short conversations that were said..(continued from the last time i posted quotes: 1-18-2004). you're smart, you idiot -Michelle the announcements said "amanda marcom please see Mr.A" -Mitch i want to be an astronaut, fbi agent, fireman! -Mitch we have the same belt -Stacy oh my god its like we're..sisters!! -Dustin P i hate you -Stacy you didnt in bed last night -Erika "Jesus loves me" -Stacy ..all night long -Lisa dude you just made a joke about Jesus! -Stacy i fucked your mom, than i fucked mine -Becky them gay guys are somewhat weird they just give off a gay vibe -Joey there's too many.....uh....what are they callled? -Stacy distractions? -Lisa yeah.. i was distracted -Stacy we should do something sometime because i need someone -Lisa oh my god..you just hit on me! -Stacy did you just put Karls cough drop in your pants? -Lisa the thought of the thoughts that are in your head scare me, did you know that? -Lisa I laugh at him..because he has a cooler car but see I have a garage and he doesnt -Lisa if it seems like you are lost..keep going -Worker at Sears i feel like im lost.. -Stacy keep going! -Lisa weeeee -Stacy ..ner -Lisa my dad said that something smelled like goat crotch -Mishy she was black..and nice to me and im white -Stacy i'm not a stalker..more of an obsesed fan -Tony Weir dude..theres a fork in your toilet -Stacy does that lady have a mullet? -Dustin oh my god..she does! -Stacy mitch..go to hell...quickly...sprint! -Stacy what do you mean slow? -my grandma umm....not fast -Mishy ..lacking speed.. -Lisa im bored - Stacy me too. WANNA GO BEAT UP TRASH CANS?! -Denee' a. avril lavigne is dumb b. shes from canada -Kevin C Kevin..a and b are the same reason -Mitch haha..c. she doesnt write her own music...four.. -Kevin C four? you were just at c then you go to four? -Stacy i came home this morning and my mom had filled the candy dish with m&ms and they're only black and white and im all thinking "wheres the beaners?"...damn racists. -Lisa do you think the class rooms in Japan are the same as they are here? -Mrs.Babbit im pretty sure there arent any fridges or stoves -Stacy where do you think i would like to make some of you go? -Mrs.Babbit Hell -Mitch stop being mexican! -Lisa i had a dream that i made you guys dinner and i served you mashed potatos, corn, and this meatloaf made out of this girl i cut up with blood gravy -mishy ewww..i hate corn! -Stacy you hate corn? what about the girl meatloaf? -James mmmm. -Stacy dude, why arent you steering the car, were gonna hit the curb! -Lisa you're the one drving you crazy bastard! -Stacy that doesnt mean anything! -Lisa this is a dictatorship and i am the dick....tator. -Mr.Andrus dont sit at this desk..see the sign says "dont. sit. here." -Mr.Andrus can you be quiet, im trying to get an education, i want to go somewheres in life -Joanna somewheres? -Mitch did you even see that trash can? -Stacy not until after i hit it! -Lisa im gonna murder your toilet -Phil i am anti-dumb people -Mitch watch your fucking mouth stacy! -Dusty P dude..im sorry, i even called someone a tree today -Stacy yeah, you called them a fucking tree! -Lisa thats not the point, i could have called them a fucking bastard! -Stacy hey guys! wanna go play in the trash? -Kate shut up biatch..yeah..thats ghetto for bitch -James i hope my fly isnt un-zipped because im not wearing underwear -Brad farts will always be funny -Ben Birk yeah..is cheese supposed to be warm and squishy?..because it doesnt taste so good -Stacy I want triscuits -Lisa fuck triscuits! -Dustin C God created farting, so if you dont laugh at a fart its like dissing God -Ben Birk im giving cheese to the homeless -Dustin shut the fucking window! -Lisa you sound like my grandma -Dustin he would be hot if he wasnt asian -mishy and stacy lets do commentary for the midget..since we cant hear her-Stacy ok...-Mishy Mr.Reybrun is now telling her that shes short. at first shes confused, she tries to understand, then realizes all this time she thought that everyone was standing, they were really sitting down. -Stacy i love cookies -Stacy ..i wish i was a cookie -Tony hi, you're hot..can i fuck you? -Stacy all hot guys, take off your clothes and start fucking eachother now. -Mishy if you masturbate it stunts your growth -Mitch so thaaats why im so short..how the hell are you so tall? -Stacy i think that you should only be allowed to be a lesbian if you're hot, because ugly lesbians...well no one wants to see that -Stacy i wish i had poison -Mitch so you could kill people like me? -Tony not people like you, just you -Mitch im gonna put deodrant on my balls -Jay i didnt clean up after i fucked your daddy -Brad thats not lisas mom on the answering machine -Mishy yeah, you're right satan doesnt use telephones -Stacy im not racist! i just hate niggers and beaners. -my dad why did you just honk at black people? -Stacy the light wasnt supposed to turn red -Mitch lock the doors! -Stacy i hope you have aids! -Jay we dont have money because our school spends it on telescopes and pig feet -Mr.Andrus my car is 10 years old so i can say its a classic -Mr.Andrus my teeth are fucked up..they look like rabbit teeth, look at em! -Stacy old people have the ugliest ears -Lisa she wants everyones cock, even mine! -Stacy my dad has a big penis because i came out of it -Brad i have never sat in a giant carrot chair before -Kate i like to open my mouth wide for a lot of meat -James keep it on the down low, dont let grandma know -Kate i started choking on my orange -Dustin ok...finish choking -James we are such bastards -Kate is there anyone i wouldnt make out with? -Lisa these two gay guys were hitting on me -James you smell like crayon -Kate you can burrow into my vagina -Emily R im gonna lay a lincoln log on your chest -James james and brad say way too many fucked up things so its hard for me to quote them -Stacy man, I gonna cut you so bad, man.. that, you, you gonna wish i didn't cut you so bad, man -James i should get implants -Brad if you aint white, you aint right -Brad i was a little spermy -Brad penis face! -Denee' its because im black isnt it Mr.Cooper? -Denee' theres a hole in my butt, does that mean its broken? -James how do 'its' have sex? -James i have no clue how many times i have seen brads ass, but i know its a lot -Stacy i have DRUGS!..and my face is soft -Raych my mom said she'd be in bed so i wanted to ask her if she'd be naked -Lisa puberty..that word is weird, kinda like vagina and penis -Denee' i just farted -Denee' does it smell? -Stacy like chicken crap -Denee' i think you and kate should be lesbians more -my mom you'd look hot bald -Lisa they sprayed my hair with water that smelled like feet or ass -Stacy put your chips in your crotch -Stacy If I had a penis, Id name him after you, and cuddle with him everynight! -Raychie you are such a klepto! -Lisa i cant take it from him, hes mexican -Stacy you're hot for a 5 year old boy -Mitch --thats all for now kids, once again..they were much better being heard. i hope ya'll continue to say stupid shit so i can quote you. hehe. |
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nightshade666 | 04-10-04 3:14pm Hahahahaha, wow, that was awesome...half that stuff I didn't remember saying for a second...then I realized...Hey....maybe I did say that...then I was like...hold on a second...maybe she's just trying to mess with you....then i slapped myself into realization that you wouldn't make me hit myself! |
nightshade666 | Re:, 04-10-04 3:17pm I don't get what I just said...BUT I SAID IT DAMNIT! |
fadingfallenstar | ;), 04-10-04 4:05pm *laughs*
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PHIL-HIMSELF | 04-10-04 3:54pm I WILL murder your toliet! |
Tabletop | 04-10-04 10:36pm why'd you put the blind girl joke up here? she might see it! |
fadingfallenstar | Re:, 04-10-04 11:24pm hahaha. that is so mean, but oh so great. |
empath | 04-11-04 11:47am We're all so stupid sometimes, its hilarious. i laughed my ass off reading these, probably because im in more than half of them. hahaha. we need more quotes! go make some. hehe.
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this-acoustic-love | 04-12-04 2:01am hahahahahahahahah.
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beckaboo | 04-12-04 11:59am Ahahahaa.
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