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| fadingfallenstar (profile) wrote, on 6-4-2004 at 4:18pm | |
| Some random quotes and short conversations that were said..(continued from the last time I posted quotes: 4-10-2004). Brad's having sex with a deer -Kelly Metzger He's dumb in the not dumb kinda way -Stacy I'm gonna stick my wood in your pooper -Brad Blair Box means vagina so I'm gonna call him gina! -Joe That cop wanted my hot sex -Joe If you were bald, I wouldn't talk to you -Stacy I hate her, because she's really hot -Kate Shelton Lets have sex really quick -Kelly Metzger She was always a bitch, she just went dormant for awhile -Mitch Armstrong They were playing black people music -Joe I'm on drugs, so it's ok -Raych Maybe as I get older I will be less ugly -Lisa Leonard Probably not -Stacy Have you ever seen a duck with a lot of junk? -Denee' Millering I got slapped with the ugly stick -Mr.Reyburn It's not my fault you're a dirty beaner -Mitch Armstrong He's right, that's Gods fault -Stacy It's a bean! -Kaylen Merlington A bean..er -Mitch Armstrong You smell like man -Jenny R Hey stacy...wanna make out? -Erika Childs Hitler was a panzy -Brenton I bet I've got his whole head to myself -Kate Shelton What do you want for christmas kate? -James Golden Staaacy -Kate Shelton The carbon monoxide alarm went off so I stayed in the house -Brenton Jesus is a lesbian -Michelle Fraser How's your naked mom doing? -Joe No frontal probing! -Mr.Andrus Stop innapropriately touching eachother -Mr.Andrus I bet my ancestors were nazis -Brenton Greg is a pile of grumpy horse shit -Ben Birk Stacy.. want to get married? -Mitch Armstong Yeah! Wait.. to you? No. -Stacy My wife and I came up with a solution to our problems..she hits me -Mr.Cooper If a guy is nice to a girl what does that mean? -Denee' Millering He doesn't like you -Mr.Cooper I'm sorry if this cramps your style, but you're gonna have to be..cramped -Mr.Andrus ..yeah because a big marshmallow is so scary -Phil Hoskins Remember when we came up with that really cool word, then found out it was already a word?..man that sucked -Stacy She's so..boobie -Denee' Millering They taste like dirty nazis - Matt W I have stolen so many things..if I was gonna get caught it would have already happened -Stacy Stop making me horny -Tony Wiers Well, I can't call it stealing when it shoulda been free -Michelle Fraser You let the coldness in my pants -Kate Shelton I'm gonna castrate him with my own hands! -Denee' Millering Shut up you Iraqi slut -Brenton You elbowed by penis -Dylan Ross Help us lick Breast Cancer away -Matt W Lets have cyber sex! -Becky Visser I had poo on my shirt...no! like pooh bear! -Kate Shelton I'm gonna light her boobs on fire -Denee' Millering Nipples..what? -Emily Rowe Breast cancer is awesome! -Matt W You're a arab banger! -Brenton Oh my God, I can't see Jesus -Mitch Armstrong ..it's like stuff that was free yesterday -Mr.Andrus How do you know so much about herpes? -Amanda something What's camel toe..does that mean I have a big toe? -stupid girl in 6th hour Phil kissed me on the cheek -Mitch Armstrong Was he drunk? -Stacy ..yeah because applying poop is so difficult -James Golden Makes me want to bang you like a fucking drum -Mitch Armstrong Don't be a fool, know your trees! -James Golden I wake up every morning, saying "damnit, I'm alive." -Brenton Oh penises? I love them -Denee' Millering I ran over two gay guys on a motor bike -Phil-Himself Go tell your mom I masturbated with your arm -Matt W Time to hog tie some boobs! -Denee' Millering Mitch's assholeness is not a reason to punish everyone -Phil-Himself Anyone want my pickle? -Phil-Himself Do you have a bus? -Kate Shelton That's what hippies do..walk around and fondle people -Jay Ruster Mr. Reyburn was mad at Stacy because she wouldn't touch his vagina -Phil-Himself Don't make me whine, because I'll start whining -Chris Best When I say mean things I don't mean them, because I'm not Mitch -Phil-Himself I need insulin for my leukemia -Ian The only thing Phil and I have in common is that we occasionally crank one out -Mitch Armstrong Damn curb niggers -Matt W Here comes cyclopes, lets trip her! -Matt W Bull crap, shut your trap -Brad Blair If my dad called me easy I'd be like "yeah I did mom last night." -Jay Ruster Niggers! -Jay Ruster Umm..they're white -Matt W Paint my face white, I wanna look like a clown -Jay Ruster A soggy biscuit on her face -Jay Ruster ihop ith goo -Kate Shelton There are tampons everywhere..all over my face! -Matt W Yaaay, pot leaves! -Kate Shelton Shhh.. Mrs.Sassypants has something to say -Matt W Why are you home late? -My mother Because.. I didn't get here on time.. -Stacy I'm such a non-confomist I'm not going to drive on the road -Matt W I'm gonna stick my foot up your bum hole -Brad Blair He is such a gay faggot! -Kate Shelton You are such a giant piece of shit -Stacy Fuck you, you mother fucking sun, I hope you fucking explode, mother fucker -Jay Ruster You don't look gay, you faggot -James Golden The world would be a better place if my dad would have used a condom -Ben Birk Crash into corn fields, those are fine -Mr. Relich It looks like you gave a pixie a blow job -Ben Birk Hey Ben what do you look like when you get out of the shower.. I mean your hair! -Neilee Metzger The only light you see is your big white ass because your head is shoved so far up it -Phil-Himself Wait, if my head was shoved up my ass, how would I be able to see it? -Mitch Armstrong Because you have an ass inside of your ass and that is the ass that you are looking at -Phil-Himself Most of us don't have three feet -Mr. Relich Did you see that warning sign? -Mr. Bamford Yeah.. -Phil-Himself Don't lie to me -Mr.Bamford Sorry.. I was thinking about jazz -Phil-Himself Oh God.. I have a bunch of negative nancies in my car! -Matt W We're naked and lathering lotion all over ourselves, saying.. "Stacy, Stacy" -Erika Childs Damn, fucking -Kate Shelton Stacy, I'm gonna kick you in the balls -Matt W I'm gonna be nice and not tell you how stupid you are -James Golden Come here get on your knees, come closer.. no not with your face -Matt W You are rubbing my balls on your face -James Golden Don't worry I can give you all butt sex -James Golden I don't like nipples -Kate Shelton Speaking of penises.. I'm hungry -James Golden Uh oh.. we got a grumpy gus -Ben Birk My finger was in your ass, but it happened so fast you didn't notice -James Golden Aww..it's a picture of a man hanging himself! -Nolan Davis Will you go roll in granola? - Kaylen Merlington Only after you dip me in honey -Neilee Metzger Oh great.. now I have to go put my lips on some dummy -Stacy ..which increases your weiner size -James Golden I need that, mines a little below average -Stacy She stabbed me in the face, with a dorito -Ben Birk Am I ever gonna be a beautiful princess? -James Golden I can stick my penis in your pooper -James Golden Stacy..they were making fun of me! -Becky Visser About what? -Stacy ..how small my penis is -Becky Visser We all have breasticles -Erika Childs Lets go run around naked in the rain -Erika Childs You'll be as dead as a dirty penguin vagina -Michelle Fraser You have only let me see your penis like three times -Becky Visser That makes me all hot just thinking about it -Jay Ruster I only had one ball, until I was five, I got surgery then bloop! There was the other one -Jeff Warner No one wants fruit roll-up from my crack -Brad Blair I apologize for the boner I may or may not be getting -James Golden Her head reminds me of chocolate cake -Kate Shelton Do you believe in marshmallows? -Kate Shelton I took it because I thought it would be more usefull with all the new beaners around -Kate Shelton Did you just hit me in the face with a spiral noodle? - Kate Shelton What do you think..would a doctor suess hat go with the khaki pants? -Courtany Lallo How would you like it if I talked about my cock all the time? -Stacy Your windows are all fogged up, we need to stop having sex. - Kate Shelton My legs hurt, we still need to stop having sex -Kate Shelton Why do drive in atms have brail on them? Blind people can't drive -Courtany Lallo Yeah..they have this sign at Big Boy that says "brail menus available" it's not like they can read it -Stacy One of these days we're going to have to organize a blind riot! -Courtany Lallo So you're gonna let me seduce you? -Kate Shelton Taco Bell is a laxative -Courtany Lallo Well this cell phone is like ninety years old -Michelle Fraser It is not nine years old Michelle! -Michelles Father I said ninety! -Michelle Fraser *seniors run by and yell "Seniors Rule" on senior prank day* Thirteen years of school and that's the best they could come up with -Mr. Andrus Did you see the crazy indian? -Brad Blair Are you really color blind? -Katie Baird ..no I say I'm color blind to be cool -Ben Birk Tienes pompis grande. -Kate Shelton What's that mean? -Stacy You have a big butt! -Kate Shelton It was like standing under a guys limp dick -Stacy I'd beat you down with a broomhandle..but it's caught in my pants -James Golden How could you guys see the movie? You sat so far away -Michelles Mother Oh I don't know mom, it's not like we were in chairs facing a GIANT screen! -Michelle Fraser What are you good for Stacy? I can't make out with you and you won't help me cheat on my homework -Mitch Armstrong She called him "penis breath!" -Katie Baird If I wasn't being cremated, I'd want everyone to throw chocolate milk mix into my casket at my funeral -Kate Shelton Kaylen, your boob reminds me of a story -Neilee Metzger Which one? -Kaylen Merlington The right one! -Neilee Metzger I wonder if the guys who started the Klu Klux Klan's name was Klu Klux -Nolan Davis Hey Kate! -Stacy Whaaat? -Kate Shelton You smell like crap! -Stacy Stop being so hot -Tony Wiers If I wasn't me, I'd kick the shit out of me -Ben Birk You are my favorite lesbian -Matt W Damn kids, and their hippity hop music! -Matt W I don't like..fat people hands -Kate Shelton I bet it's a penis -Stacy Wanna make out in the closet? -Phil-Himself Is that a boy or a girl? I mean.. it looks kinda like a boy because it's ugly -Kate Shelton Dude.. he just pointed at us with a hot dog -Stacy Can I have your left nut? -Kaylen Merlington Can I drop an egg plant on your head? -Kaylen Merlington Your cooter is adorable -Kate Shelton I look like a little amish boy that hasn't hit puberty -Denee' Millering He can't control his bowel movements so he comes out of his room with crap on his pants -Denee' Millering At the scolosis screening they told me to take off my shirt, and I was like "Whoa we just met" -Ben Birk I'd laugh my balls off -Ben Birk I love penises -Stacy Rub my leg..ok now rub lower.. -Erika Childs Quit discriminating against those hens, all you do is talk about the cock! -Phil-Himself If we wanted to make out, you'd need a booster chair -Mitch Armstrong Good thing I'm not interested -Stacy Would you like to touch my ovary? -Erika Childs Can I flash you with my vagina? -Erika Childs If you could hover would you hover in school? -Kaylen Merlington That's full flesh on tile action -Erika Childs Yeah..I like curves -Mr.Cooper It felt akward and was on a stick -Michelle Fraser When I think of penises I think of James -Michelle Fraser We're not cousins, that means we can fuck -Brandon Haney Who's that man wearing a dress? -Mitch Armstrong Mitch.. that's a girl -Stacy Remember that time when I was at you with the mall? -Stacy Are you jacking off with my boobs? -Kaylen Merlington I was thinking.. -Michelle Fraser Oh, something to add to 'firsts' in Michelles baby book -James Golden How do lesbians have safe sex? -Erika Childs Not even a retarted Helen Keller would do you -Ben Birk Wait.. so I'm a lesbian who partakes in incest, and bestiality? -Kate Shelton I want to go back in time and have you say "hey hitler, you're a dirty jew!" -James Golden I could suck my own cock -Bradley Blair Sorry, to have sex with you I need a cooter -Matt W Ass butt! -Bradley Blair I'm laying in his spluge spot -James Golden I'm petting your rug -Kate Shelton Was he hot? -Stacy Yeah! ..I mean.. I don't know -Bradley Blair I have balls all over my penis -Bradley Blair Ew, we're incest lesbians -Kate Shelton You'd make out with him and you know it -Michelle Fraser No I wouldn't! -Bradley Blair Yes you would! -Stacy We'll see when the time comes -Bradley Blair I don't blame you for wanting my penis. I want it too -Joe What would you do if my penis was like this? -Bradley Blair I almost crapped my pants, the poop was there man -Denee' Millering It's been like three weeks Stacy, it's time to let Laquisha go -Ben Birk Stacy would do her, and she's not that much of a lesbian -Mitch Armstrong So if your kid was in the house, burning to death you'd just say "oh well" -Jessica Why kill two people when you only need to kill one? -Matt B It's like she's eating a black penis -Michelle Fraser I want to touch as many random butts as I can -Kaylen Merlington You fingered my eye ball -James Golden Don't touch my nipples! -Phil-Himself I just boobed you -Kelly Metzger I like meeting the actual woohu users to see who I'm making fun of -Andy Gunneson That kid, he dumb -Jackie Robinson We could make out if there was a closet -Phil-Himself Who has two thumbs and loves blowjobs? This guy! -James Golden I just saw elephants having sex -Phil-Himself Quit looking at me you crazy indian, I'll kill your whole tribe -Bradley Blair I can just squint one eye and flap my arm like a retard..you'll be laughing pretty hard -Michelle Fraser I'm chip-eye, arrrrr - Kate Shelton My Aunt just died.. -Janice T Wah wah wah, you whine too much, bitch -Some kid Tie my shoes -Michelle Fraser I can't even tie mine -Ben Birk You don't have socks! -Michelle Fraser Ok... -Ben Birk I'm not counting indians because they're not people! -Mitch Armstrong You're covered in dumbness -Brandon Haney There was a picture of the blind girl and I was like "I bet she'll love to see that!" -Mitch Armstrong We were gonna go to Spring Hill, but my aunt just had to go and get breast cancer -Denee' Millering Remember when I was laying in bed naked? -Sam Hamilton oooo, it vibrates -Kate Shelton Suck my cock. Should I say cock or penis? -James Golden I don't want to go there, there's too many mexicans peeing in the water -TJ It's like a vacuum on my face -Kate Shelton Dar dur dur dur.. - Stacy And I'm the retard? All you need to do is start droolin' and you've got it down - Kate Shelton I can put my hand in my hole -Neilee Metzger Why can't we all love eachother and do drugs? -Kevin Cuppett Lets put pigeons in our pants, because if we say there's pigeons in our pants they won't believe us -Neilee Metzger Did that say loose sluts? -Ron I don't want to touch her with my fingers -Neilee Metzger Why? They have been in her vagina -Bradley Blair hahahaha -Stacy You're not even denying it! -Kelly Metzger I'm fingering you -Neille Metzger I'm not tearing my vagina -Michelle Fraser Quit dyking! -Mitch Armstrong Real men kiss their sisters -James Golden Stop trying to stick things in her ass! -Bradley Blair Come on you penis! -Brenton W There's umm.. a nose on the floor -Erika Childs Even the exciting parts were boring -Mitch Armstrong Why do guys like lesbians? -Amanda something Visual pleasure! -Brenton W I threw that away five times! Seven times man! -Andy M We're not gay, we're just lesbians -Erika Childs I don't want to touch your hand -Stacy You did last night, actually you touched more than that -Becky Visser I'm gonna die tomorrow, my horoscope says so -My mom Yes, mother all of the Geminis are dying tomorrow, every single one -Stacy Is that wet or is that his nose? -Kate Shelton Who has a parrot in their mouth? -Kevin Cuppett That's funny like a sheep -Lisa Leonard I want to put my sock on your antenna, like a condom -James Golden Don't swear in front of the cat, it's too young! -Lisa Leonard Super fish! Like fish that fly with super powers! -Kevin Cuppett No one pees straight. Mine kinda curves to the left -James Golden I don't care if I can't breathe -Michelle Fraser Mom, everyone that loves you is dead -Lisa Leonard Haha.. it says 'Good In Bed' -Lisa Leonard And the authors name is 'Jennifer Weiner'! -Stacy Cain Hahah.. weiner -Lisa Leonard Weiner.. it kinda rolls off the tongue doesnt it? -Stacy Cain Hide the money, the mexicans will take it -My mother The Money? What about the McDonalds food? -Lisa Leonard [Some of these Kate may have posted, so sorry for the doubles] |
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