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| serenity (profile) wrote, on 10-29-2004 at 1:41pm | |
| Current mood: relaxed Subject: 9/8/04 - 10/27/04 |
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| 9/8 "You're so artificially gay." - Chris Knoll 9/9 "Watch me deepthroat this." - Jamie Hentig "It could be like a domino effect and then you're spraying someone with acid." - Mr. Vree 9/11 "I wish I had more brains in my head." - Lorrie Shelton 9/15 "Hold on, lemme find it." *reaches in pants, pulls out strings* "These are my peter tassels." - Jake Mellema 9/16 "I look like a chinese vampire with Down Syndrome." - Stephanie Lewis 9/21 "If I had a pile of coke, I'd fuck it. My dick would be so numb." - James Golden "If you say one more thing about my poop, I'm gonna pray you get it and poop all over yourself." - Lorrie Shelton 9/29 "Is there a rule against doing cartwheels in the hallway? I didn't see that in the fricken agenda." - Mishy Fraser "I feel so comfortable and free like a tampon commercial." - Josh Aungst "I don't want to go to school. I have no legs. Kate has no legs." - Stacy Cain "She has enormous sweater puppets." - Jake Mellema "Genital cats." - Jake Mellema "Hey Tom, can I poop in your mouth?" - Jay Ruster 10/5 Cremation is the best way to confirm that you won't come back as the undead." - Ben Rector 10/6 "Ya ever heard chipmunks having sex?" - Steven Tefft 10/8 "Wanna eat my babies?" - Stephanie Lewis "Can we stop talking about masturbation for just one minute?" - Mitch Armstrong 10/12 "Why are your hands so red?" - ? "She just killed someone, retard." - Marty Bonomini 10/13 "At what point do you say, 'holy crap, I have to eat a pencil'?" - Tom Maynard "When a beaver has a gun held to your head." - Sarah Cohen "Portuguese people in Italy speaking french with spanish subtitles. It's a romantic language spectacular!" - Sarah Cohen 10/27 "Christmas chicken nuggets and penis." - Steve Tefft |
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paintedonmymemory | 10-29-04 2:53pm Haha, I love Ben Rector. He's so funny to listen to. |
tabletop | Re:, 10-30-04 11:45pm yeah, ben rector was in my current events class last year. Ask his opinon on Nasa, it's fun! |
Tabletop | 10-29-04 2:55pm yeah, that's not very many. You should just blame us for not being quotable though. |
this-acoustic-love | 10-29-04 4:00pm hah. I never remember saying anything until i read it. :) moreeeee |
kelso263 | 10-29-04 4:18pm "I feel so comfortable and free like a tampon commercial." - Josh Aungst
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Brad | 11-26-04 1:42am man kate, you've missed way too many good quotes from me. sad sad sad.
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