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| fadingfallenstar (profile) wrote, on 12-23-2004 at 10:07am | |
| Music: Bright Eyes - Burn Rubber Subject: Let me try this again. |
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| Quotes. A lot of these are old and I don't really take quotes anymore, but I decided to post what I have anyway. They aren't very good this time, I'm slack'n] Man, I love being a faggot. -James Golden I would totally have sex with myself, just because I smell this good. -Phil Maas I turn my back for two seconds and wham! You start cramming things in your mouth. -James Golden You have no idea how sexy vomiting makes you. -James Golden I got shit on my hands! -Kate Shelton ..Then we've got ole' shit hands over here. -Blake It's almost like my penis is vomiting with them. -James Golden Boobs are there for babies to get milk from their mommies, not for guys to grope! -Kelly Metzger Woo, bungee cords! -Kate Shelton Ya gonna go bungee jumping? -Lisa Leonard I don't like the word 'boob' it's kinda like 'poop' -Kate Shelton I'm gonna kill your family. -Dustin Cain You weigh like 80 pounds! What are you gonna do to me? ..How much do I weigh? -Matt W Too much. -Joe Castine Jesus is the devil. -Joe Castine That would make them thousands of dollars of money. -Matt W Penis is the new poop! -Lisa Leonard I cannot pronounce things right because I'm not Italian. -Matt W My mom told me that if I kept looking at porn I wouldn't be able to get hard with a real woman. -Mitch Armstrong Kate and Stacy, you are the only person in this car that matters. -Matt W Sucking dick is healthy for you. -Matt W Wanna touch my nuts? -Matt W With my tongue! -James Golden Don't put those fingers by me unless you're gonna stick them up my butt! -Matt W I love sucking cock! -James Golden There's a church garage sale across the street. -Bradley Blair Dude, they're gonna be selling bibles and holy water! -Stacy I can see it now, "Bible signed by Jesus!" -Matt W I'd pay four bucks for it. -Bradley Blair You have to hump it. -Kate Shelton I killed the bug and it died. -Dustin Cain I have flappy balls! -Jay Ruster Look at this giant gaping butt hole! -Kevin Cuppett No one can stop me! I'm mortal! -Joe Castine Stacy, if you were a man we'd be dating by now. -Kate Shelton It's sad because when I pretend to be black I honestly have to think harder to try and act dumber. -Stacy Dude, I just freaked out. I thought that was my grandpa. Then I realized he's dead. -Chris (Don’t know last name) Have you ever been pelted with bees? -Mrs.Olsen I want to marry a funny fat man! He'd just be like "Hey, I'm fat!" -Emily Rowe I'm nosey so I wave at the mail man. -Mrs.Olsen Who is that? -Stacy Oh that's.. I have no idea.. -Box It's sad when people have to pretend to be dumb. -Emily Rowe UT is coming over. -Brent Jones Umm.. -Stacy UT is a guy. -Brent Jones Umm.. -Stacy He's Asian! -Brent Jones Ohhhh! -Stacy Hummingbirds attach to geese, don't they? -Mrs. Olsen I was petting its cancer! -James Golden Dude if I was a girl I'd be bi. Fuck that.. I'd be a lesbian! -Bradley Blair God. I hate him. -Stacy What's he doing? -Kate Shelton Existing. -Stacy I hate when he does that! -Kate Shelton I know. It's so annoying. -Stacy Well come on! She's all boobalicious! -Emily Rowe If you have a kid and want him to be an assassinist, give him a cool name. -Mr. Norkus I need cancer. -Mishy The roads are perpendicular. -David No, they are parallel. -Bradley Blair No, perpendicular. They cross. -Kevin Cuppett My fist is going to be parallel with your face! -Bradley So it's not going to hit my face?..I thought you'd at least be smart enough to say it'd be perpendicular with my face. -Kevin Cuppett Are you all stoned? -Mrs. Olsen Well, think of where the most people in cedar would be. -Mrs. Olsen The dollar store! -Nick Birk What did you say, Ron? -Mrs. Martino ..I called her Spamantha.. -Ron Wheaton This one time my mom killed this old lady. -Ron Wheaton I'm not a cutter! I'm a chopper! -Bradley Blair Never trust a white man driving a black van. -Phil Maas 'Bar Stools and More!' No way. They have stools..and more!? -Stacy What could the more be? -Ron Wheaton Chairs! -Stacy Tables! -Ron I could be slutty. It's just..no one gives me a chance. -Ron Wheaton You say, "I wish money grew on trees." No you don't. If money grew on trees it'd be as valuable as fruit. -Mr.Norkus The fly lands on the eggs, and is like, "Ya got any shit?" -Ron Wheaton I've never been there for a long time. -Bradley Blair As long as my lips are around some ones cock I'm happy. -Matt W You're a sock cooker! -Kate Shelton When you think of Commerce think of Nipples. I know you want to just think of nipples, but think Commerce! -Mr.Norkus Remember when the play ground had aids? -Kate Shelton I hate this game! I can't exist if this game does too! -Matt W Get the condom out of my mouth! -Stacy Hey look! My name's dumb and I'm Kate! -Stacy Teenagers are just like my dog. All they want to do is hump things. -Mrs.Olsen You can't get any girls. -Mrs.Olsen I have two dates to Homecoming! -Ian Yeah.. they're both your sisters. -Mrs.Olsen James could fucking get a nun to sleep with him. -Mishy I'll take a bullet for the class! -Brian Don't worry, you'll be the first one we push out the door. -Mrs.Olsen It's like, "Hey dead bunny.. get a life!" -Ron If I was a guy and a girl cut off my dick I'd smack her the fuck up. -Mishy Hey, I got a question; Fuck you! -Mishy Dead people do die! -My Dad What if my belly button was an M&M? -Bradley Blair I'll take a shit on your leg..right fucking there! -Jay Ruster Sometimes in class we get hardo-What the fuck! Is that your fucking house? -Ron Wheaton There's all these kids with their heads in the bins eating the fuck out of em! -Ron Wheaton How can you get stds if you don't do sex and have drugs? -Stacy If I had longer pants on I'd kick you in the face! -Matt W Without your freakish hands no one would love you! -Stacy Do you feel anything? -Stacy Yeah.. -Mitch Armstrong I don't mean girls breasts! -Stacy Shitting on someone isn't the solution to everything. -Mitch Armstrong The fuck it aint! -Jay Ruster You can't spell Kurt! -Mitch How'd you spell it? Stacy Kirt.. -Sydney Wow. -Stacy |
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empath | 12-23-04 10:29am oh c'mon.. they're too funny to just stop quoting!
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bleedingsun | 12-23-04 12:28pm ahhh, beautiful. hilarious |
phil-himself | 12-23-04 1:25pm I still smell fucking delicious, still am going to have sex with myself |
joeydomina | 12-23-04 5:40pm woohoo....no quotes from me....i effing rock |
| Anonymous | 12-25-04 1:44am goddamn fucking damnit stacy...where the fuck are you now-a-days? i fucking miss you, ya bitch head! ahaha...remember when neilz said that...we couldnt stop laughing! oh yea...fucking quote me more slut!
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fadingfallenstar | Re:, 12-25-04 4:42pm Swear much?
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Anonymous | Re: Re:, 12-25-04 4:43pm FUCK YOU STACY! I {heart} YOU!
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kate | 12-25-04 3:35pm Eh, that last one can't really be used against her. Names can be spelled a million different ways. My brother's name is Curt, spelled thus, so.. just sayin. |
fadingfallenstar | Re:, 12-25-04 3:53pm I know.
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this-acoustic-love | 12-29-04 10:30pm "James could fucking get a nun to sleep with him."
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this-acoustic-love | Re:, 12-29-04 10:31pm "rememebering" ?
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