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KTHPKC (profile) wrote,
on 6-1-2003 at 7:43pm
Current mood: depressed
Music: Grace Omega
Subject: My modern day version of little red riding hood


Once upon a time there was a girl who hadn't seen her mother for several years, ever since she was put in an orphanage. Her mother said that she couldn't go and see her until she outgrew all the clothes in a big bag the orphanage had and was kicked out. So the girl tired to grow and over time she outgrew all the clothing the orphanage had. So they kicked her out, giving her money for the road and some sandwhiches for lunch, as well as a long, red hooded coat with silver buttons. She packed away the food and money in a small, brown satchel, put on her new coat, and left the orphanage with the morning bus commute to the city.
Walking in the city on her way to her mother's, she met a serial killer who looked like a wolf. He asked the girl if she'd be taking the path of melancholy or the path of despair. When she said that she would be taking the path of melancholy, the serial killer hurried off down the path of despair and killed the girl's mother. He sat on her mother's bed, cradling his knife in his hands when the girl rang the doorbell.
"Mother, it's me!" she called out.
"Open the door and come in, it's unlocked." the serial killer called back.
The girl tried to open the door, but it was locked so she opened a window and climbed through.
"Mother," she called, "i'm hungry!"
"There's some meat on the table."
The girl sat down at the table and ate the meat. A black cat came up to her and said, "That's your mother's flesh you're eating."
"Mother! A black cat says i'm eating your flesh!" The girl cried out.
"Splash some water at it and it will go away."
So the girl splashed some water from the sink at the cat and it went away. By and by the girl felt thirsty and called out,"Mother, i'm thirsty!"
"There's some cranberrie juice in the fridge."
The girl poured herself a cup and drank the juice. The black cat came up to her again and said,"That's your mother's blood you're drinking."
"Mother! The same black cat says i'm drinking your blood!" The girl cried out.
"Throw your coat over it to shut it up and make it go away."
So the girl threw her new coat over the cat and it ran away. Yawning, the girl rubbed her eyes and said,"Mother, i'm sleepy..."
"Take off your shoes and climb in bed."
So the girl kicked off her shoes and climbed into the bed in the dark room. She squinted at the dark shape next to her and said,"Mother, what short hair you have."
"I cut it while you were away, my dear."
"Mother, what small eyes you have," she said.
"I've gotten bags under my eyes since you were gone, my dear."
"Mother, what a big shirt you have on," she said.
"I 've gained some weight in the past few years, my dear."
"Mother, what a sharp knife you have!" She cried.
"All the better to kill you with, my dear!!"
And then the serial killer killed little red riding hood.
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Angel_Bob

06-01-03 8:09pm

Um, wow. That's modern.

I like the old version.

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Shinigami

Yay!!, 06-01-03 10:32pm

Katies back!!!!!!!!!

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ende

Re: Yay!!, 06-02-03 12:29am

morbid but i like it

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starstruck

06-02-03 10:25am

Morbid...Exactly the word I was gonna use...That and scary! *sniffle* Feel better KT, I dunno what's wrong but your love stories are much more fun *eyes are wide*

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