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| Atman (profile) wrote, on 7-2-2002 at 1:18am | |
| Current mood: devious Music: Soak in the Sun (Sheryl Crow) Subject: Vacation Summary |
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| Well, I've returned from my "vacation". I guess it could be called that. But first, I must adress an important issue. I was just watching SNL (Its about 12:30) and Blink 182 was on. Let me tell you, they can't sing for sh*t live. They can't. The lead singer guy sounded like a teenager going through puberty. Sorry to anyone offened by that, lets move on to business. Friday-Woke up about 7. Took off at 8:30. Left my grandparents at 9. We stopped at Target. Ok, for those of you not aware of my candy addictions, I was going to make damn well sure I had candy this year. Two years ago when we went to the cabin, I had no sugar. Well, I walked out with a bag of life-savers and a bag of Crispy M&Ms. Yum! Lunch sucked, but we got to the big bridge. Mackinaw brige. I wanted to drive, but hell no. Mom:"You've never driven this before, Atman. Like I'm going to let you drive." Damn you mom. At this point in the trip, I was reading a book written by Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, and he was trying to show people a new way to reality. It was VERY complex. When I see Spud, I'll show it to him. We got to the cabin, but I must explain something. Last year, we went to the cabin and we got lost. Shirley, the crankest bitch up there, caught us. She pulled mom away and talked to her. I had taken the opportunity to check her truck (We were on the road) for candy. I know I have a weak point for candy... Anyway, I checked her truck. I almost died there. She had a chainsaw and what looked like a rainbow sign. Upon later conformation, my family agreed that that ment she was a dirty old lesbian. We have not confirmed this, but I don't like her because shes mean. Plus she didn't have any candy. We made cracks about her till we got to the cabin. Bugs. EVERYWHERE! You may think I'm a wuss, but I'm serious. We got out of the car and were swarmed! God. Ate dinner then checked out the fishing rods. Me and gramps were gonna kick some fish ass. Too bad I'm a pussy at this sort of thing. I don't like to touch the worms or fish. Thats why someone always comes along and rips the fish right off the lure I use. My grandfather brought this big pale of worms and sit them down. They were a half inch, max. I found a yellow worm lure, and thought, "Why not?" You see, my goal was to either catch fish or catch none. We went to bed. Well, everyone else did. I listened to Queen for quite awhile, then went to bed. Saturday-Well, woke up rather early, I didn't have to shower quite yet. But everyone made breakfast. Ate it, then went to the dock where all the bugs were. I took my rod and went down. Just to be discouraged by my grandfather Grandfather"Whatcha got there, Atman? At"Worm lure" Grandfather"Tch! That thing will never work! You need real worms!" Didn't listen to him. Went out in the water. He oared (Insisted) and fished too. Not really. He pretty much bitched about the rod he selected from the cabin. At this point I looked for the release so I could cast. I came to a shocking conclusion....NO F*CKING RELEASE! I decided to throw the line and um...whats the word...give it more line in the air? Basically, think about a ten yard cast. I let line out as he oared and bitched. Suddenly, my bobber went down. Stupid waves, I thought. By closer inspection, a fish bit my lure! Atman"Hey...Is that a fish?" Grandfather"Damn rod, never working right... Atman"Lets see...do I jerk the rod? Yeah, thats what Uncle brook taught me. Grandfather"Damn these bugs! The little pot lickers! Atman"Hmmm...hey! Its pulling my line...Oh Yeah! I forgot! I gotta reel it in! After some reeling. Atman"Look, I caught a fish! We put it in a bucket and came to the conclusion that I caught a perch! Nifty! So, we headed back to shore, and I let my line out again. Atman"The bobber went down! *Jerks rod* Holy cow! This ones a fighter! Grandfather"My back aches... I reeled it in. It was a sixteen inch largemouth bass. Um...can someone tell me if thats good? My grandfather ran back, and after mom mocked him for not catching anything, I went off and read more of my book until lunch. SatNight-Nothing else really happened, until this point. Went swimming. Yawn. Went fishing, but didn't catch anything. Double yawn. I was listening to offspring when I got the wierdest idea. I'm not interested in sharing though...Its so insanely goofy, I'll never be looked at the same. Especially with that whole, Atman and Spud thing plainmorning brought up. Just not wise to bring it up. Sunday-Went fishing. This time grandpa caught a perch. But I showed him up with a 12 inch bass. Under the legal size limit, but he kept it anyway. Played my gameboy. Not much happening. Then, the flywar. Be warned! The following section is so graphically violent, you may want to cover your eyes... Upload ERROR! IMAGE CANNOT BE LOADED! TOO HORRIBLE! Hmm...I guess not. Tomorrow I will spin the tale of the FLY WARS. This entry is long enough... After dinner, I contemplated the serious things. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Then I thought, "Wait a minute, who really gives a rats ass?" That night, I listened to Collective Soul before going to bed. Then, I had the wierdest dream. If I could find a COMPUTER GAMING thing, I could make a fortune! I had a really great idea for a computer game! See, your a guy off in a cabin with your friends parents. Alright, f*ck this, I'll tell it the way I saw it. It... You know what? Tomorrow, I'll make a seperate entry telling the idea. Monday-Quite Simply put... DROVE HOME! So ends my journey. This probably wasn't exciting but wait til I add the fly war and game idea! Those are much better! Oh, by the way, the thing about killing my mom...look, I couldn't find a sturdy stick. So I thought I'd use a Super Rope! Well, I almost hit her, but, I started to eat it, and, well...shes still alive needless to say. |
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plainmornings | 07-02-02 12:31pm TELLLLL!!!! I promise I won't make any more homosexual accusations heh. tell tell tell tell tell tell tell telllllll!!! |
Atman | Re: I'll do it later, 07-03-02 3:17am Its 3:11 in the morning. I'll type it later. |
tuwang | 07-02-02 5:35pm hahah, your right, I can sing the blink182 songs better than they can, and I suck . hehehe. what song did they play, cuz I don't remember seeing them on recently. |
Atman | Re: It was on SNL, 07-03-02 3:13am It was on SNL. I don't know the song. The lead couldn't sing at all. I could have sung it, for gods sake. |
spud | 07-05-02 12:34pm damn lucky bastard. although, you were probably on a better lake.
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