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munkysaurus (profile) wrote,
on 7-22-2003 at 8:47pm
Subject: The monetary empire of domestication...
Dear Mr. J,

I wish I had robot arms. So, I could put them on printer mode and draw everything exactly as it is in my head.

I found a job (insue a thousand okapis playing djambes with their internal parasites) it's at Mr. Burger. The manager said I was one of the brightest kids he's met, which doesn't say much for this side of town. He's pretty cool. He does have that authoritative vibe going to him, but that's nothing I can't break.

Anyway, it's going to cost me at least twenty bucks to work their. ...That last statement was a little oxymoronic? Eh? Eh? I didn't really get to meet the other full time employees, but they seem to be quite splendid as well. I hate saying anything positive about the people in a work related disposition because I know in a couple months lapse. I'll be consuming my words.

Nothing really bad has happend as of yet. I almost got into a car accident this morning, but that's a scratch in a bowling ball. I've gotten in about nine throughout my life in every possible fashion that can be fathomed...without me driving. I have a little insomnia going, but I think that's about as natural as a ethopian with no food for someone of my...modulation.

I'm about due for something bad. So, if your out there bad, you better be ready cause I know your god damn tricks!

Love with cherries on top,
Dustin

P.S. Props to Hazel for making me one of the brightest kids Craig's ever met.
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SPUD

07-23-03 1:52pm

hey, bright one.

where was my phone call last week? eh? EH?

congrats on the job.

i've noticed that i still enjoy mine at times. but i just feel tired a lot.

like i don't mind being there, i'd just rather be sleeping as opposed to actually doing anything productive.

of course, i suppose to even the most conscientious worker, getting paid to sleep would be a godsend.

so anyway.

i still wanna get together sometime.

but i'm gonna start getting busy, if you know what i mean.

;-)


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munkysaurus

Re:, 07-24-03 12:37pm

W..with Katie?

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MissPriss

07-24-03 12:22am

I believe that cars and you have a destiny together, it is called death. hehe. Why don't cars like you dustin? ahh, your brains of course, they fear your "brightness" will earn them a place on the sidelines. Don't go inventing any floaty devices while your working at mr. burger.

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munkysaurus

Re:, 07-25-03 9:23pm

I'm going to invent a score with Chrissy machine.
Oh, you watch.

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MissPriss

07-26-03 11:52pm

I'm afraid such a machine has already been invented... but it is not one that can be taken fomr person to person. Only one can posses it. Mwahahaha. I'm afraid your brightness will not bring you the skill of "scoring" with me. Mwahahahah.
My dear Dustin, I am not stopping you from trying, although, if you get to close... I may just have to cut it off.

Haha. Are you still going to save yourself for me?

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munkysaurus

Re:, 07-27-03 12:50am

What? Now hold the fuck on. Who ever said I was saving myself for you? You'll have to get in line. The first person I'm saving myself for is Tyrone. If you don't know who he is, you'll have to go back in my journal a ways.
And did you just personify the "general" penis as a machine. I think that condescending word should be stricken from penis-referal reference dictionary. It's more like the all-epiphany of organic manifestations.

There's a thesaurus on your desk right next to the 16" by 16" picture of me. Use it.
... ;)

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MissPriss

07-27-03 1:30am

Ah, ooh contrar! I have a witness, known by the name of Marisa Malone who also says you have stated "I am going to save myself for Chrissy" ... oh yes. Ooooooooooh yes, saving yourself for me. oh yess, those were the days. Geometry. Lovely.
And another thing... this is no "general" penis my friend. This something that gives feeling like no other. Oh yes my friend. Oh yes. And dear, unfortunately (or fortunately) I do not have that 16" by 16" picture of you any longer you see, once I found that MACHINE I figured I had no use for such an item... I'm sorry... but please... don't let that stop you from fucking that blow up doll for all the practice.

(I joke)

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MissPriss

07-27-03 1:33am

BECAUSE MARISA IS BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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munkysaurus

Re:, 07-27-03 8:12pm

'Tis true.

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