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munkysaurus (profile) wrote,
on 8-3-2002 at 8:08pm
Subject: Strawberry Euthanasia...
When I get older, I want to have a slight amount of salt and pepper hair, balding most likely. With a Doctrine in History, and Modern Art and Graphic Design. I want to have friends who I can debate about current politics, and who was better "SpongeBob or Ren and Stimpy". I want to wear oxford shirts, with khaki trousers held up with suspenders, and moccasins. I'll have wrinkles on the outersides of my eyes (that resemble crows feet) from smiling to much, and I'll smoke a pipe (tabacco only) and carry around the latest periodicals and journals. Wouldn't that be the coolest?
I'd be married with a son and daughter, both in college. Cars and houses don't matter to me.
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tuwang

08-04-02 12:38pm

hey, I have crows feet in my eyes. AHHH, AHHHHHHH, CROWS, AAHHHHHHHHHHH

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munkysaurus

Re:, 08-04-02 8:42pm

I'll have to modify that for you, Kev'. But, yeah, don't you hate that when a random bird will spontaneously start jabbing you in the eye with their talons/feet?

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HipHulaGirl

08-05-02 1:01pm

Sounds like you have it all planned out down to the crows feet and receeding hairline. I think you should have a dog too, and you could train him to bring you your slippers at night whilst you sit in your favorite comfy chair and read by lamplight....

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munkysaurus

Re:, 08-05-02 4:00pm

No, 'cause in 50 years no one will sit in chairs. They'll levitate above ground with special hats...
And I won't have to read books, because I'll have a techno-organic database implanted in my head. :)

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HipHulaGirl

Re: Re:, 08-05-02 6:49pm

If you cant read... or sit on your ass all day, then what is everyone going to do for fun? Be active!?! no... not me. Unless those hats are damn good lookin'.

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munkysaurus

Re: Re: Re:, 08-05-02 7:03pm

Simple, everyone will play yahtzee. We'll all have special designer cups to roll the dice in, and who ever beats 10 people becomes President of the World...

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