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kate (profile) wrote,
on 8-3-2003 at 6:16pm
Music: Bush - Mouth
Camping with Neilee, her mom, (Sue,) and her aunts was all right. Not tonsss of fun, but good I guess. Guess what Mitch? Our camp site had these signs that said "KOA Kamping." As in... camping with a K... woohooo..... Anyway, we met this guy named Daen, (said like Dan,) and he had the most awesome personaility ever. He had very short attention span and talked.. and talked... and was really funny. He was there with his friend Aaron's family.
Neilee and I also walked along railroad tracks and played under the expressway, yeah! We went to Lake Michigan and jumped in in our clothes. It was nice. So we also took quotes during our trip. Here they are: (you should read them.)

*sticks pole up Sue's ass* "Didn't think you were gonna get lucky tonight, huh Sue?" -Aunt Cindy

"You got sand on my sand shoes." -Neilee

"I feel like a cookie." -Kate
"I don't." - Neilee
"No, I feel like eating a cookie." -Kate
"Oh I thought you meant you felt like all soft and floppy like a cookie." -Neilee
"Yeah... kinda soggy." -Kate

"The cookies are just floppy and just kinda flopped." -Neilee

"Her big thing? That sounds scary." - Aunt Cindy

"I'm dying of hunger!" -Neilee
"Shut up, I'm cooking." - Aunt Cindy

"I can't believe you made a yummy sound towards my conditioner." - Neilee

"Geez, those litter critters." - Kate

"I like gum, not body parts." -Kate

*Neilee squeals* "That's the sound a dog makes when you step on their tail and stuff." -Kate

"We get to be violated?" -Aunt Cindy

*kid walks with net* "Bug catcher!" -Aunt Cindy *All of the aunts and Neilee's mom laugh like they're a gang of bullies.*

"Being happy is nice." -Neilee

"Our friend! At KFC!" -Neilee

"Lice infested hats." -Neilee

"It's just harmless stalking." -Neilee

"Our meats getting attacked by flies. How yummy!" -Neilee

"Pet peeves." *shakes fist* -Kate

"Your slimey eeriness infected my index finger." -Daen

"I'm sorry, did I make your eye feel infested?" -Daen

"Is that star moving?" -Adam (some other guy we met)
"No, but that plane is." -Aaron's dad.

"Golden Cornmeal mush, mmm, my favorite!" -Neilee

"I'm paying for these three." -Sue (we're at a restaurant)
"Get the steak and eggs." -Waitress to Kate and Neilee
"I like her." -Neilee

"James's wood!" -Kate
"What are you thinking about?" -Neilee

"Speed and quality." -Aunt Kimmy

"I don't have a ribbon on my boob anymore." -Kate

*Kate hits her head on hanger rack*
*Kate moans in pain*
*Neilee laughs*

"Smells like pencils." -Kate

"I'm going as fast as I can!" -Aunt Cindy
"You're stopped!" -Neilee

There. The end. :)
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dead_head

08-03-03 9:31pm

with that whole saying about my wood......WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT KATE?!

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kate

Re:, 08-03-03 9:53pm

hahaha. There was actually a road sign that we were passing that said, "James Wood." So I just... changed it alittle.

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WindedHero

Re:, 08-04-03 12:18pm

I don't even want to know...

SPEAKIN' OF WOOD,

I was playing with your "oak training sword" in my field... with an empty 2 liter bottle... fun fun. And then I lost the two liter. And then me sandles, aye. So I got myself all sexied up and went into the rendering, asking for another bottle. And I got a bottle. And a look of "damn sexi, that joe is"... teehee. didn't even know who I was... I smacked that bottle around, and lost it, too. And I GOT YOU A DATE! She's about 3 feet tall, maybe 8 or 9 years old, and her name is Ashley... Ask for details. ;)

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