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andi (profile) wrote,
on 9-18-2003 at 9:26am
Current mood: cheerful
Subject: BY: Brandon L
Attempted Suicide or Desperate Cry for Hospital Food?


Recently, in Pontiac Michigan Robert Nitz, a man the age of 40, was convicted of arson. Why? Because Robby has an obsession with self-mutilation that has cost the sate more than $1 million. Nitzy has a wound in his chest that will not close because of all the times he has tried to hurt himself, this includes pulling out his intestines to throw at the local deputies whom arrested him, and they should have fun with that in prison. This awesome dude has cut himself open with a toothbrush, pen, razor, and the handcuffs he was arrested with. A toothbrush, that is an accomplishment of public education if anything is!
The maximum sentence for his crime is 20 years, but Mr. Robby’s attorney is confident that he will get his sick friend of with the minimum sentence of six years. However, this leaves one to wonder, “Why does Robby harm himself in such seemingly sadomasochistic ways?” The only plausible answer possible is free hospital food.



AndI
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tubularchick88

good gawd!, 09-18-03 7:46pm

was that supposed to put a humorous twist to that grotesque story?

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andi

Re: good gawd!, 09-18-03 8:03pm

Personally i ahve no clue, but i laughed when i read it. I'll ask tomorrow when i c him...

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xscarred21x

well well well, 09-18-03 9:03pm

if the hospital food was that good i would possibly do it. but i dont know i have had hospital food before...... 2 MORE DAYS DUDE! until my b-day. i want to do something tomorrow. so if your not busy im standing here with arms wide open. we could have a small b-day party just you and me and anyone else that wants to join. well call me sometime tomorrow. later.

xCailynx

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