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sendmemoney (profile) wrote,
on 9-17-2002 at 10:12pm
Current mood: laughing
Music: snoop dogg & dr. dre - the next episode
Dear Journal,
Today was such a crazy day. We rented Problem Child 2, Look Who's Talking 2, and another movie and watched them. We had pizza and went in the pool. Then I went home.

Dear Journal,
Today I called Ryan Hartman "dildo" and his dad sent me home. I don't even know what a dildo is, but some kid told me to say it. I asked my dad what it was. He told me to shut the fuck up.

Dear Journal,
Today in Ms. Chapman's class, Amanda Moskovich tried to take something from me, so I punched her in the face, and everyone in the class cheered for me. She is enormous. Everyone was happy. I was the hero. I slayed the beast.

Dear Journal,
Nicole Burke was drawing on the desk in Ms. Phoel's class. She is an ex-nun, but everybody calls her an ex-nazi. Nicole was drawing on the desk, and Ms. Phoel took her desk away and made her sit on the floor on a box, and she cried the whole time.

Dear Journal,
In Ms. Williams' class, I forgot to bring my snack to school. So when Christina Fama wasn't looking, I stole her apple from her desk. I took like three bites and then threw it in my desk so they couldn't find it. And it was so messy that nobody could look for it, but they knew it was me.

Dear Journal,
In Ms. Jones' class we had to make short plays, and I made one about Ren and Stimpy. She thought it was so disgusting that she had to stop me in the middle and make a huge speech about how disgusting it is. There was this one lady that was a recess counselor and we called her "Fat Pat". We told her "I have one word for you: Rogaine." because she was like balding.

Dear Journal,
In Ms. Chapman's class, we had to make these tanks and we put soil and bugs in them, and I had a snail in mine, and I couldn't see the snail on the inside, so I cracked open the shell. It was still inside and I killed it, and the teacher sat me in the corner and gave me a speech on how you couldn't kill living creatures. She was crying.
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ghettotrash

yes susan. i have a journal now!, 09-19-02 11:32am

lol. i love those journal entries. hahahahaha. well, this is my journal name and whatever. put me on your friends list. peace

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bushbum16stoned

Hi Susan, 09-22-02 6:04pm

Good journal, lol, its classic stuff. Oh yeah, this is Jason, you should know me, the Lucky Boys kid. I just thought i would say hey, so hey :-)

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