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holiday (profile) wrote,
on 10-9-2003 at 8:07pm
Hello my loyal subjects
I am the king of town
Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl.
Now, despite rumors to the contrary, i did not just buy a crown at the costume palace and ask people to start calling me the king of town. I earned my title the same way i earned a free combo meal by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. I also did not ever try to eat my own mustache. I live in yawn castle, and employ a poopsmith for reasons I don't care to disclose. And furthermore, now I'm going to eat this bowl of corndog batter.
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happygolucky4646

10-09-03 9:00pm

drugs done fried your brain!

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