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Beagle147 (profile) wrote, on 11-16-2003 at 12:52am | |
I found this one some random person's journal and decided to steal it. YOINK! Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already; three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. Candidate A Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologers. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer, and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, and then scroll down for the answer. ---------------------------------------------- Candidate A: Franklin D. Roosevelt Candidate B: Winston Churchill Candidate C: Adolph Hitler ---------------------------------------------- And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. In case you didn’t catch that, the family was that of Beethoven’s. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. |
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DragonSpeaker | 11-16-03 1:55pm Sweet. ; )
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Beagle147 | Re:, 11-16-03 11:08pm But if you think about it, did it really work for churchill? huh? did it? Yea, you're right. It did. Guess what we'll be doing in power's class... o.~ |