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munkysaurus (profile) wrote,
on 10-19-2002 at 1:22pm
Music: Incubus - Sink Beneath the Line
Subject: Yeah, I know Jesus, that bitch owes me 15 bucks...
For some reason I look, taste, smell, and feel like a 18 year old. Could it be that I am one now, ha. Never thought I'd see the day.
Now that I am though, I've decided that I'm going on a man's pilgrimage to utilize his age. Thus, I have some objectives that I have to carry out by the end of this week:
1. Buy a pack of cigarettes on my own
2. Buy a lottery ticket (I've already played bingo. lol)
3. Get a blockbuster card
4. Offer myself to some old black guy named Herman on Division.
5. Buy a cigar and smoke it right in front of my mom
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Tanya

10-19-02 4:55pm

hahahahahahaha

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spud

10-19-02 8:55pm

hey. i just realized. that's from dogma, isn't it?

oh. and you still owe me a b-day cigar. am i right?

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munkysaurus

Re:, 10-19-02 10:01pm

Well, I kinda just said that off the whim, but yeah. It's the 13th Apostle (Chris Rock) and he says "Know im', shit, nigger owes me ten bucks."

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