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| nerdalert (profile) wrote, on 11-21-2003 at 10:11pm | |
| guess what movie i just watched.... Jesse: "Hey, Nelson, let me order." Speaker: "Chinese Fooood, may I help you?" Jesse: "Yeah I'd like to place an order." Speaker: "What would you like?" Jesse: "Yeah, I'd like, uh, three orders of Garlic Chicken." Speaker: "And then?" Chester: "And then three orders of white rice." Speaker: "And then?" Jesse: "And then....... oh hey, you guys want soup?" Chester: "Sure." Jesse: "Yeah, three orders of, um, Wanton Soup." Speaker: "And then?" Jesse: "Oh, uh, some Fortune Cookies too." Speaker: "And then?" Jesse: "Uuuuh, actually I think that's about it." Speaker: "And then?" Jesse: "No. That's it." Speaker: "And then?" Jesse: "No and then. That's all I want." Speaker: "And then?" Jesse: "And then nothing else 'cos I'm done ordering." Speaker: "And then?" Jesse: "No, see, all I want is the three orders of the Garlic Chicken and the three orders of the white rice." Speaker: "Huh, and then?" Chester: "And the soup, Dude." Jesse: "And the Wanton Soup." Speaker: "And then?" Nelson: "And the cookies fortune." Jesse: "And the Fortune Cookies, yes. So it's just the uh, the chicken, the rice, the soup and the fortune cookies and that's it." Speaker: "And then?" Jesse: "And THEN, uh, you can put it in a brown paper bag and come put it in my hand 'cos I'm ready to eat." Speaker: "And then?" Jesse: "Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games." Speaker: "And then?" Jesse: "NO. NO AND THEN." Speaker: "And then?" Jesse: "NO AND THEN." Speaker: "AND THEN?" Jesse: "NO AND THEN." Speaker: "AND THEN?" Jesse: "NO AND THEN." Speaker: "AND THEN?" Jesse: "NO AND THEN." Speaker: "AND THEN?" Jesse: "NO, NO AND THEN." Speaker: "And theeeeeeeeen?" Jesse: "You're really starting to piss me off lady." Speaker: "And theeeeeeeeen?" Jesse: "And then I'm gonna come in there and I'm gonna put MY FOOT in YOUR ASS if you say AND THEN AGAIN!" Speaker: "...........and then?" Speaker: "And then and then and then and then and then and then..." Speaker: "And then?" |
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lynngrove | 11-22-03 2:54pm Dude... where's my car? |