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| shama06 (profile) wrote, on 11-23-2003 at 3:11am | |
| Current mood: bored Music: 3 doors down - Here without you Subject: ''A SHORT STORY'' by Shama Wallace |
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| LmAo...don't ask WHY i'm up at 3AM cause I haven't the slightest clue...did this on sum kinda mad lib like thingy...isn't it great?... Once upon a time there was a young girl named Shama. Shama was 15 years old and lived in Ashton, West Virginia. While walking home from school one day, a pink reindeer jumped out from behind a couch and tackled Shama to the ground. But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Shama realized that the pink reindeer was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Shama decided to keep the pink reindeer as a pet. And on the way home she decided to name her pet pink reindeer ''Tabi.'' When Shama and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Shama's mother, Renae. And boy was she surprised to see a pink reindeer following Shama into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Renae. ''It's a pink reindeer,'' answered Shama. ''Dah, I can see that, Shama, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Renae. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Shama. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Renae. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates pink reindeers. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Shama grabbed Tabi by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house--even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Shama and Tabi played and played, that is until Shama's favorite television show, ''8 simple rules,'' started. At that point Shama forgot all about Tabi having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''8 simple rules,'' when Shama was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''shit!!! Shama! Get your booty in the kitchen...NOW!!'' With that Shama rushed into the kitchen to see what all the fuss was about. When she entered the kitchen, there stood her father, Mike, pointing toward the chair. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father. Then, as Shama followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the chair, was the biggest pile of reindeer doo-doo she had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Mike. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Shama knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Tabi for a pet. So without hesitation, Shama set out to find where Tabi was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Shama discovered Tabi crouched beneath the table that Shama did her cheerleading on. ''Come on, Tabi, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the chair!'' scolded Shama. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet reindeer!! And with that Shama led Tabi out of the house and down to the local Aeropostale. They had a pet section and Shama knew the owner would find Tabi a good home. So after saying good-bye to Tabi, and thanking the owner of Aeropostale, Shama walked backed home and attempted to dround her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen mountain dews. But Shama's pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Shama suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End. |
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CrazyCutie06 | 11-23-03 11:35am That was funny. It's glad to know my friends think so highly of me. LaTer!
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sweetiepie2006 | 11-23-03 11:40am Great story, Shama, lol.
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| shama06 | Re:, 11-23-03 1:57pm HaHa....Tabi it said put a friend name...I didn't know it was gonna make you an animal...lol you're really one to talk, with the quiz, *she told me not to mention her name* lol |
CrazyCutie06 | Re: Re:, 11-23-03 6:50pm You think my quiz is bad you should take a look at your friends entries ;) |