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mudpiegrl (profile) wrote,
on 11-30-2003 at 9:15pm
>Note: forwarded message attached.

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production,destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than
that.
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barbedvelvet

11-30-03 9:34pm

i am proud to live in america

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LiquorStar

12-01-03 1:38am

Jeez... that is pretty accurate... for us as well as you guys..

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songsoffreedom

12-01-03 6:02pm

if you dont like america, then make it a better place and dont just complain about how it sucks. Thats the beauty of this country anyone can change it.

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mudpiegrl

Re:, 12-01-03 8:51pm

i didnt write that. i think its funny that the comparisons fit well.

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barbedvelvet

Re: Re:, 12-01-03 10:41pm

hmm...can't anyone take a joke anymore?

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