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Shoe23 (profile) wrote,
on 11-30-2003 at 9:12pm
Current mood: drunk on MD
Music: Incubus - Echo
Subject: he...amusement...
Ah... I love being a smart-ass... it is awesome... expecially when you are sarcastic around [dumb] people... they just dont understand.. clueless...

My dad stabbed me with a fucking fork earlier... I hate when he touches me... it makes me feel very..very.. violated??? I think that would work... I yelled at him for touching my shoulder today..
*shudder*

I am never marrying a man with hair... except for normal.. you know... ugh...

I cant wait for tomorrow... I get to go take fucking family picture "just in case someone dies" ha...fuck you...

my grandpa made me listen to a song called "Hot Corn, Cold Corn" today... lmao... I didnt stop laughing throughout the five times he played it... Dumb Fuck...

I cant believe Ozzy had a song on 'O Brother Where Art Thou' ha ha....that is fucking hilarious...
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i-hate-everything-about-you

11-30-03 10:40pm

You know what a really neat trick would be?

If anytime someone gets close to touching you, you push a button, and all of a sudden spikes come shooting out of your body.

Genius.

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Shoe23

Re:, 11-30-03 10:42pm

Yes..that would be awesome... I was thinking of carrying a nail gun and if someone comes close... shoot them...

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i-hate-everything-about-you

Re: Re:, 11-30-03 10:51pm

Yeah, but you'd get charged with assault, which wouldn't be cool.

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Shoe23

Re: Re: Re:, 11-30-03 10:54pm

True...I could always say I was a carpenter and it was self-defence... hmm... I need an invisible deadly weapon... I could wrap camoflauge tape around each nail...

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I-Hate-Everything-About-You

Re: Re: Re: Re:, 12-01-03 12:42pm

*snort*

You know, we comment massively on each others journals. I bet my comment thing is really high.

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