| The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | no |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | no |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | no |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | I've cut back, not a lot |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | no |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | no |
| Do you steal?: | no |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | no |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | no |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | no |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | yes actually |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | yes FREE TIBET |
| Do you read books often?: | yes |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | no |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | no |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | no |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | no wait Seven Elevens? since when is that even cool? |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | not often |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | nope, I'm cutting back |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | HA! |
| Are you intelligent?: | yes |
| The Goth Stereotype |
| Black lipstick?: | no lipstick |
| Black eyeliner?: | no eyeliner |
| Black eyeshadow?: | no eyeshadow |
| Black trenchcoat?: | no trenchcoat |
| Black boots?: | I wish |
| Black fishnets?: | ha! not daily |
| Black nail polish?: | no nail polish |
| Cigarettes?: | no |
| Heavy metal music?: | sort of |
| Marilyn Manson?: | no |
| Kittie?: | KITTIE! |
| Cradle of Filth?: | no |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | oh yeah you know it |
| Do you like to be seen as: | a goth? no |
| Are you an intellectual?: | yes |
| An atheist?: | no |
| Horrible home life?: | no |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | no |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | ha |
| Self-mutilation?: | no |
| The Punk Stereotype |
| Plaid?: | no |
| Big black boots?: | no |
| Mohawk?: | no |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | no |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | sort of maybe sometimes |
| Wild hair colors?: | no |
| NOFX?: | no |
| Rancid?: | no |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | sort of |
| A: | that's the first letter of the alphabet! |
| The Jock Sterotype |
| What's your IQ?: | yeah because I have it memorized and all |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | no |
| Play a lot of sports?: | no |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | no |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | yes I do everything but think about sports |
| Are you arrogant?: | ha |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | you know it |
| Are you homophobic?: | no |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | no |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | no |
| Boobs = yes?: | stupid question = yes |
| Parties = yes?: | no |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | that's a good one but no |
| The Girl Stereotype |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | no |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | no |
| How much did you lose?: | N/A |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | nope |
| Make yourself throw up?: | no |
| Make-up?: | no actually |
| Low-cut tops?: | no |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | hA! |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | no |
| Giggle a lot?: | no |
| What's the deal with boys?: | they're mean |
| Thongs?: | no |
| Pretty bras?: | no |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | no |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | both |
| Are you a feminist?: | hm |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | no |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | HA! |
| How about your armpits?: | wouldn't you like to know |
| Are you emotional?: | isn't everyone even if they hide it? |
| Especially when on your period?: | that's a harsh generalization |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | originality |
| Independence or Companionship?: | idependence |
| Stability or Freedom?: | freedom |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | personal |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | introvert |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | isolation |
| Unique or Loved?: | unique |
| Understood or Individual?: | individual |
| You or Them?: | you're one of THEM! |
