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| m&ms487 (profile) wrote, on 1-4-2004 at 5:27pm | |
| Subject: storytyme! |
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| Hello Children. Today I am going to tell you about a TRUE magical story! Once upon a time there lived a girl who lived in small town, the result of urban sprawl, surrounded by dumbass suburbianites. Her once country home (where her parents had lived for over 20 years) was now becoming part of a mass exodus of dumb ass people who want to expirience "country living" by living in housing developments in large houses crammed in next to each other. One night, this girl went to bed early. So did her parents because they were hard working middle class Americans who gave a damn about their lives, and a little later so did her brother. The girl and her parents awoke the next morning to a wonderous sight. Not only had their house been a target of what seemed to be random vandalism, the vandals, who were no where to be found, used a GAY ass color of blue of which they shot paint balls at this girls' house. So, that cold blustery Sunday morning, the girl and her parents called the cops to get an incidence report. Then, when the cops left, they went and scrubbed down the outside of their house wherever the GAY ass blue color was. It was on the front, on the roof, on the garage, and even on the father's truck! And so, after that, the father found the gay ass people who did it and bludgeoned them to death. Well, I do admit, I did take a bit of theatrical license on that last sentence, but Children, this story IS true. And let me tell you, It WAS a gay ass blue. Nighty Night! |
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.j.e.s.s. | 01-04-04 6:36pm wow that sucks, i'm sorry. I mean that, it's not supposed to sound sarcastic. I'd go find the fuckers and shoot em. |
midget18 | 01-04-04 7:24pm take down those GAY ass blue paintball lovers
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