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| blacktears844 (profile) wrote, on 1-6-2004 at 4:28pm | |
| For further notice: This is not meant to offend any of you real goths out there, or anyone else matter. I created this because I was extremely bored,with all the "goth" stereotypes in mind. Enjoy. -=A Day In The Life of......*drama builds up*...a GoFFiK!!111=- -7:00 AM- Wake up. Hit alarm clock. Even though it goes off, she hits it again for extra effect...because...you know....that's kinda angry....and she's...GoFFiK! -7:01 AM- Reaches automatically for black eyeliner. Rims around eyes thickly. -7:02 AM- Scratch butt. Continue with life. -7:04 AM- Brush teeth. *hides Barbie toothbrush behind back* Oh look....Sharpie. *quickly colors toothbrush black* -7:07 AM- Gets dressed. *tosses PuNk RaWk PrinCesS shirt under the mattress* Nah, maybe I'll be a puNk next year. Gets vinyl, chains, and other ripped/studded accessories and assemble them on body. Look in mirror. Yes, more eyeliner. -7:10 AM- Goes down to greet mother. *sigh* She is ruining my life. It's just not fair. *mentally slams door* Gives mother the attitude, she gives me my books. I grab another tube of eyeliner. Rim once again. -7:12 AM- Get on the bus. Pretend to act angsty and depressed on the way. Get chain caught in bus doors. *sigh* No one understands. *turns up Papa Roach on CD player* I shall sing my pain with Coby. *eyeliner* -7:30 AM- Arrive at school. Get off bus. Learn that raccoons like to mate at this season and run quickly. Chains get caught in school doors. *sigh* Everyone is ruining my life. -7:45 AM- Go to first class. Draw "scary" drawings which is nothing more than Mickey Mouse with fangs. Roll up sleeves so everyone can see my slit wrists. Aren't they so GoFFiK?? -8:15 AM- Pass out from malnourishment. (Why are all GoFFiKs waifs, anyway?) -9:00 AM- Wake up in nurse's office. Find mirror. Applys more eveliner now that the evil horny raccoons are gone. -2:00 PM- Gym. Sits on the sideliner. Real GoFFs don't do gym anyways. Slits wrists instead. *turns up Coby* -3:00 PM- Goes home. Mother asks how school was. I scream, "I HATE YOU!" and slam the door. Open the door again and slam once more for extra effect. Repeat as necessary. *slits wrists* *applys more eyeliner* -6:00 PM- *sneaks out window* Finding she have no friends to meet, she sit in a bush. In the dark. In the GoFFiKness. *sighs, while searches for razorblade* This would be the perfect time to slit wrists. -6:15 PM- Climbs back up window. -7:00 PM- Sees a raccoon. Panics. False call, it was only the mirror. -7:15 PM- Takes bath. Puts red food coloring in the bathwater. Takes pictures of her in it while applying eyeliner for her GoFFiK homepage. *turns up Coby for inspiration* -8:00 PM- Writes in her :slit wrist: log. We did it three times today. *sighs* She's lacking. -8:30 PM- Goes to bathroom. Tries to hide "The Life of Britney Spears" magazine under an Anne Rice book. Fails. *sighs* Might as well slit wrists. -9:00 PM- Goes to sleep, after praying to Satan.................*hugs teddy bear* *sigh* She is so GoFFiK. God, that fucking sucked. *slits wrists* Remind me never to write stories anymore. |
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Angel_Bob | 01-06-04 5:36pm Ha. I found it hilarious.
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thewizard | 01-06-04 5:41pm you are a genius |
lollie | 01-06-04 6:24pm that was the greatest thing I have read in ...forever. I seriously loved it. I laughed so hard, because it's all so true. A lot of the people I used to hang out with in high school were like that. |
misanthropicxmajesty | 01-06-04 6:37pm lmao
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