| //BASIC INFO |
| Real Name: | Rachel |
| Nicknames: | I sadly am the only one who thinks I have nicknames... Angel Bob is my only official one. |
| Name you wished you had: | Alexandra. I think it's pretty. Or Lyra. |
| Current Age: | 16. My birthday's coming soon though and I don't want it to. Make it stop. |
| Age you wished you were: | 8. Or really old. |
| Birthday: | January 28, 1987. |
| Specific Location: | Of me? Or my birth? What's going on here? |
| Status in Lyf: | What the smurf is that supposed to spell? This is entertaining already. |
| //FAVES |
| Movie: | Amelie and Holiday Inn and probably 50 bajillion others |
| Book: | Stargirl |
| Food: | everything |
| Song: | Everything You Want by Vertical Horizon...The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot by Brand New...Ashes by Socialburn...Pointless Forever by Armor for Sleep and tons more |
| Singer: | No specific ones. |
| //HATES |
| Movie: | I actually don't hate any movies. |
| Book: | Same. |
| Food: | Same. |
| Song: | Who Let the Dogs Out. I just want to shoot whoever wrote it. |
| Singer: | Britney Spears...Christina um I can't spell her last name. |
| //HAVE YOU EVER... |
| Romantically liked a teacher: | You know it. |
| Kissed your same gender: | No comment. |
| Gone skinny dipping: | Sadly no. Talk to Ben and Nick about that one. |
| Shoplifted: | No. |
| Bitched at your best friend: | Define "bitched". I'm sure I have. No one's perfect and I can be mean sometimes. |
| Lied about your age: | No. Why would I want to? |
| Are you lying right at this moment: | No. |
| //WOULD YOU EVER.. |
| Run up and down your street naked for $300: | Yes. Then I'd give the money to someone who needed it or stick it in the pocket of a kid's pair of jeans. |
| Go on a reality show: | No. |
| Marry a wrinkly, old millionaire: | No. |
| Get a tattoo: | Maybe. I'm debating. Do I want to be 80 and wrinkly with angel wings on my back? |
| Fuck people for money: | No. |
| Go into a gay bar just to experience gay life: | No. |
| Be a member of a gang/mafia: | No. |
| Change your image to be popular: | HA! Smurf no. |
| //THIS OR THAT |
| Panties or Thongs: | Oh butt floss all the way. No. I'm being sarcastic. |
| Up or Down: | Diagonally |
| Boob or Ass: | Good smurf is that crude. |
| Being alive and miserable or Being dead in peace: | Alive and miserable. Things get better. |
| Stranded in the Ocean or Stranded in the Desert: | Hm. Ocean because I love the ocean. |
| Nipple Ring or Somwhere-Down-There Ring: | Once again, crudeness prevents me from answering. |
| Ran out of undies or Ran out of Toilet Paper: | Running out of underwear. I've gone without before. |
| Tickle or Pinch: | Tickle. Pinching hurts. |
| Food in your hair or Hair in your food: | Food in my hair because I wouldn't care. |
| Shy Person or Loud Mouth: | Shy people. I am one. Loud people are annoying. Like my little sister right now. |
| //WHAT DO YOU THINK OF... |
| Masturbation: | It's a normal release of sexual tension. |
| Alcohol: | It's stupid. |
| Abortion: | Against my moral code. |
| Marijuana: | Also very stupid. |
| PreMarital Sex: | Against my moral code and stupid. |
| Finding Nemo: | Wasn't as good as Monsters Inc. |
| Sebastian from Little Mermaid: | He's annoying but cool. |
| Johnny Depp: | Hot in makeup. |
| Britney Spears: | I dislike her moral code of conduct and her songs. |
| Hilary Duff: | I dislike her very much. She needs to learn how to spell her own name. |
| Rotten Milk: | Is that a band or am I missing out on something? Milk, when it grows old, spoils. It does not rot. Logs rot. |
| Gays/Lesbians/Bisexuals: | I don't know what I'm supposed to think so I just think how I feel: they're people just like we all are. |
| Me (Make it good or I'll slap ya HARD!): | I have no idea who you are. I think you're not that smart because you spell 'life' wrong, capitalized incorrectly and cannot seem to keep things above the crude level. |
| //RANDOM Q&A |
| Where is the best place to have sex: | And so my point is proven. How should I know? |
| Where is the worst place to have sex: | Probably anywhere when you aren't married. I win. |
| Who is the biggest disgrace in your family: | Me. I win again. |
| Are you ashamed about being friends with someone: | Oh yeah. That Katie, who does she think she is!? Just joshing ya. I love her. |
| If yes, who is it? If not then type, WOOGABALOOGALOOGA!!!: | What you said. |
| What color would you dye you hair: | Cotton candy pink or maroon and/or rusty red. |
| What instrument do you play: | None really. I used to play the flute. I can attempt the piano. |
| Are you a bitch who'll scream, I DON'T WANNA FUCK U! at a quiet place: | Yes but I won't spell it like that and I might censor it. |
| Who are your closest friends: | Everyone and no one. |
| Do you they know they are close to you: | No. They never will. |
| Who are your enemies: | Nobody. Unless they hate me but then I don't care. |
| Why are they your enemies: | Because I'm nice? I have no idea. |
| What do you say when you stub your toe: | Shimatta. |
| Do you still go trick or treating: | Yes. Well I did. Last year was the first year I did not. I still want to. |
| Name someone who annoy you the most: | Annoy? How about you learn to conjugate verbs. You annoy me the most. |
| What are you wearing now: | Clothes, deal with it. |
| What time is it: | Time for me to finish this stupid thing. |
| A name people call you that pisses you off: | Stupidhead? No one calls me anything that pisses me off or makes me remotely angry. |
| Do you know anyone who is pregnant right now: | Mrs. Gee, my Debate and English teacher last year. |
| What song is stuck on your head: | On my head? Is that possible? The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot by Brand New |
| What is your current teeth color: | Teeth-like? |
| Do you like freckles: | Yes. They're cute. |
| Do you HAVE freckles: | Nope. |
| What is the best number in the whole wide world: | 3. It's the magic number. It is. Look it up if you don't believe me. |
| Would you collect your grandma's toe jams for $5000: | Jams? Do you ever pluralize that? |
| Do you think you'll be arrested in the future: | Yes. For public nudity because, you know, I'm such a deviant. |
| What is your curfew time: | I have no set curfew. |
| Will you ever date someone you met online: | Nope. |
| Most romantic thing that ever happened to you: | I didn't fall down the stairs. |
| If you can transform into something what would it be: | Can? CONJUGATE YOUR VERBS! IT'S GOOD FOR YOU! A bird. If I COULD. |
| If you were to kill someone, what method will you choose: | Icicle. It melts. |
| Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: | There is no right or wrong in the world. I suppose I do. I never noticed until now. |
| Are you bored right now: | No actually. You're interrupting my lack of a social life. |
| Can I virtually kiss and hug you: | Anytime. |
| I just did, what will you say and do: | I love you too. |
| This survey is done, what do you think of it: | THANK SMURFING SMURF! LEARN TO CONJUGATE AND SPELL! DON'T BE CRUDE! |
| If you said something positive abovethen type I LOVE fLO: | How bou tyu typ "ey cANt sPel" |
| If you said something negative then slap yourself you BITCH!: | Make me. Punctuate correctly, smurfing smurf. |
| Didn't I say this survey was over: | You did but you never said when. |
| Did you think I was lying: | No. |
| Am I becoming a bitch to you: | No. |
| Am I annoying: | No. |
| If yes, then sorry... Type, APOLOGY ACCEPTED: | Make me. |
| If not, then... (Look Below): | You should've made this a label. |
| I: | Another label needed here. |
| LOVE: | This should also be a label. |
| YOU: | You are just proving my point all too well. |
| What do you say back: | I love you too. |
