FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young TURD BURGLER named FLAMING SEAN. He was NONCHALANTLY KISSING in the WET forest when he met SWEATY JERRY, a run-away SMELTER from the MASSIVE Queen HEATHER B..

FLAMING SEAN could see that SWEATY JERRY was hungry so he reached into his WAMPUS CAT and give him his THICK GOOLASH. SWEATY JERRY was thankful for FLAMING SEAN's GOOLASH, so he told FLAMING SEAN a very MESSY story about Queen HEATHER B.'s daughter BECKY. How her mother, the MASSIVE Queen HEATHER B., kept her locked away in a FISHING LODGE protected by a gigantic BAYO, because BECKY was so PUFFY.

FLAMING SEAN SEXED HIMSELF. He vowed to SWEATY JERRY the SMELTER that he would save the PUFFY BECKY. He would EAT the BAYO, and take BECKY far away from her evil mother, the MASSIVE Queen HEATHER B., and MUTILATE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a FUNKY FIRE and SWEATY JERRY the SMELTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BAYO from his story. MASSIVE Queen HEATHER B. STORMED out from behind a SWEATER PUPPY and struck FLAMING SEAN dead. In the far off FISHING LODGE you could hear a TOOT.

THE END.

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01-14-04 9:36pm

I fucking hate turd burglars, bastards.

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01-17-04 10:58pm

ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love when you mix band camp with everything. it just made me so excited i couldn't stop farting. i lvoe yyyooooouuuuu!!!!!!!!!

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