FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young PIRATE named JAMES. He was SUPER CHEWING in the DISEASED forest when he met CLEAR JAY, a run-away SALT LICKER from the IMMORTAL Queen COURTNEY.

JAMES could see that CLEAR JAY was hungry so he reached into his CEREAL BOX and give him his RAINBOW GUMBALLS. CLEAR JAY was thankful for JAMES's GUMBALLS, so he told JAMES a very METALLIC story about Queen COURTNEY's daughter STACY. How her mother, the IMMORTAL Queen COURTNEY, kept her locked away in a THEATRE protected by a gigantic MOOSE, because STACY was so GRAINY.

JAMES ROLLED OVER. He vowed to CLEAR JAY the SALT LICKER that he would save the GRAINY STACY. He would USE the MOOSE, and take STACY far away from her evil mother, the IMMORTAL Queen COURTNEY, and TWITCH her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a MORBIDLY OBESE TORNADO and CLEAR JAY the SALT LICKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MOOSE from his story. IMMORTAL Queen COURTNEY SUCKED out from behind a HAIR DRYER and struck JAMES dead. In the far off THEATRE you could hear a "FUCK!".

THE END.

Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com

01-14-04 5:34pm

Heh, I did one of a those a lllooonnnggg time ago.



(reply to this)

;), 01-15-04 2:56pm

hehe. thats the second story i was in!

(reply to this)

:(, 01-26-04 3:25pm

I just noticed I wasn't in here.

(reply to this)