FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young FREIGHT TRAIN HIGH-JACKER named RON. He was FAST FUCKING in the FROZEN forest when he met SPICY JON, a run-away STRIPPER from the HOT Queen MOM.

RON could see that SPICY JON was hungry so he reached into his MAGICAL SANTA BAG and give him his BUMPY MAGIC PICKLES. SPICY JON was thankful for RON's MAGIC PICKLES, so he told RON a very LONG story about Queen MOM's daughter GRANDMA. How her mother, the HOT Queen MOM, kept her locked away in a PRISON protected by a gigantic GORILLA, because GRANDMA was so FUCKED UP.

RON TOOK A NAP. He vowed to SPICY JON the STRIPPER that he would save the FUCKED UP GRANDMA. He would KICK the GORILLA, and take GRANDMA far away from her eveil mother, the HOT Queen MOM, and PUNCH her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a MIRACULOUS FARTING and SPICY JON the STRIPPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GORILLA from his story. HOT Queen MOM STUMBLED out from behind a LITTLE HAND HELD POKER GAME THINGY and struck RON dead. In the far off PRISON you could hear a BIRP.

THE END.

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01-14-04 9:01pm

Ron.. are you implying that you think your mom is hot?

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Re:, 01-16-04 12:01pm

NOOO!!!! i didn't know it was gonna do that, thats just where the things put that adjective. I meant it to be hot as in temperature...

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