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| LoupGarou (profile) wrote, on 1-18-2004 at 11:33pm | |
| Music: Breathe No More - Evanescence Subject: fancy pants |
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| Today i pretty much sat around. I worked on some of my spanish homework. Aren't you proud of me?! Well you should be. Really nothing all that exciting, basically sat in front of the computer all day and listened to music or acted like a psycho freak online. Oh yeah. And I ate. Eating is nice. I'm getting really bad. *note to self* Stop eating like a pig. You are going to get fat. *nods* Man in mob #1: we have found a witch, may be burn her? guy: how do you know she is a witch Mob: she looks like one! Guy: bring her forward. Lady: I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch! Mob: But you are dressed as one. Lady: they dressed me up like this! And this isn't my nose, it's a false one. Mob: well we did do the nose.... and the hat, but she is a witch! Guy: Did you dress her up like this? Mob: Nooo... no!..........well, a bit. yeah, yeah a bit. She has got a wart. Guy: What makes you think she is a witch? man in mob: She turned me into a newt! Guy: a newt? Man in mob #2:..................................... it got better. Mob: BURN HER ANYWAY! BURN HER! BURN HER! Guy: Quiet, quiet! there are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Mob: are there? What are they, what are they? Tell us! DO THEY HURT?! Guy: tell me. What do you do with witches? Mob: BURN THEM! Guy: And what do you burn apart from witches? Another man in mob: MOre witches! man in mob #2: ..... wood Guy: So why do witches burn? Man in mob#2:................................................. cause they're made of.....wood? Guy: Goood. So how do we tell whether she is amde of wood/ Man in mob #1: Build a bridge out of her! Guy: Ahhh, but can't you also build bridges out of stone? Man in mob #1: Oh yeah. Guy: does wood sink in water? Mob; No, no, It floats! Guy: what also floats in water? Various people in the mob: bread, apples, very small rocks, cider, grape gravy, mud, churches, lead, lead! King Arthur: A duck! Guy: exactly! So, logically... Man in mob #1: If... she weighs... the same as a duck, she's made of wood! Guy: And therefore... Mob: SHE'S A WITCH! Who can guess where that's from? I'll give cookies to whoever wins! And cake too! |
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LittleDamion | 01-19-04 3:49am Ooo! I actually know this one! It's Monty Python and the Holy Grail. That is such a funny movie. I like the killer bunny ^_^. |
LoupGarou | Re:, 01-19-04 1:41pm CONGART-ULAY-SHIPS MY GOOD SIR! You answered correctly, and now for your prize...
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LoupGarou | Re: Re:, 01-19-04 1:43pm **CONGRATU-LAY-SHIPS
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