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| dreamiecloud (profile) wrote, on 1-21-2004 at 9:32pm | |
| Music: the donnas Subject: i wish i had a detachable penis... |
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| holyshitholyshitholyshit!!!!!!! t h i s i s t h e f u c k i n g s h i t. no lie. this is an actual song. this gem of a song was found, by me, in some girls journal. you MUST read on: king missle "detachable penis" i woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. this happens all the time. it's detachable. this comes in handy a lot of the time. i can leave it home, when i think it's gonna get me in trouble, or i can rent it out, when i don't need it. but now and then i go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning i can't for the life of me remember what i did with it. first i looked around my apartment, and i couldn't find it. so i called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. i asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason i leave it there sometimes. but not this time. so i told them if it pops up to let me know. i called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. i was starting to get desperate. i really don't like being without my penis for too long. it makes me feel like less of a man, and i really hate having to sit down every time i take a leak. after a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone i could think of, i was starting to get very depressed, so i went to the kiev, and ate breakfast. then, as i walked down second avenue towards st. mark's place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, i saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. some guy was selling it. i had to buy it off him. he wanted twenty-two bucks, but i talked him down to seventeen. i took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. i was happy again. complete. people sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but i don't know. even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, i like having a detachable penis. now you cannot tell me you didnt pee a little while reading this. seriously, you are dead inside if you didnt. *Ana |
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Rina | 01-21-04 10:07pm *falls off chair laughing*
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