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| cocopuff (profile) wrote, on 2-2-2004 at 7:25pm | |
| Current mood: sad Subject: I miss old friends |
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| i miss old friends ans the summer sooo bad!!! Funny Thoughts Where did hamsters live before we put them in cages as a pet? Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone? Why do they have the back pain medicine on the bottom shelf at the pharmacy? They have a show called "Unsolved Mysteries." What other kind of mysteries are there? Do they make coffins wider for dead fat people or is it a 1 size fits all kind of thing? If Santa lives at the North Pole... where does the Easter bunny live? Does Jell-o EVER go bad? There usually isn’t an expiration date on it? When the person who writes the obituaries dies, who writes their obituary? Why do old men have hair in their ears? Why are buttons on guys' shirts on a different side than girls' shirts? If bunnies don't lay eggs why is it on Easter that we hide eggs from the Easter Bunny? Why are things typed up but written down? How come u can kill a deer and put it on your wall but its a illegal to keep them as a pet? Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound? If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? What does OK actually mean? what does the K in K-mart actually stand for? Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down? Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner? Why do donuts have holes? Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other? Why don't you hear thunder with heat lightning? Is light still faster than sound when it's going through your TV, and if so, when you get a live broadcast from China or something shouldn't all the sounds come after the actions? Do the different "M&M's"® colors taste different? If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days? If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard? If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles? Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill? Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"? Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille? How do you handcuff a one-armed man? Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound?....... one of my random things from my old journal..... from a time of old friends and close to the summer at lest :-( and im off off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz |
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xoxchubbyxox | well, 02-03-04 8:40pm no offense but, i think that was dumb....lol jk! just dont shake hands with a guy whose hands are soft and smooth, you dont know where those hands have been (well actually you do so thats why you dont touch them,....cough...ok!) i love you like kid rock loves pam anderson... wait lemme take that back...eww, i now have a terrible mental image....ok lets see...i love you like jenna jameson loves her job...(not much of an improvement but what the hell!!) ok, the point is.....i love you! (hahaha "in a non-dikeish way!) you crack me up like a bulemic ferret! |