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tuwang (profile) wrote,
on 2-14-2004 at 11:40am
have you felt mosh pits getting lame? do you wish that there was a new way to randomly beat up people you don't know without getting assault and battery charges? do you wish it was easy to learn so you can do it yourself? well, I've got just the thing for you. It's called... The "Throwdown". here's how you do it in three easy steps.

1. Have an opening move

It's simple, you start at the edge of the mosh pit which was made by all the other homies throwing down , and you find A nifty way to enter. You can do anything really, Such as Jump kicking, or stomping into it, or something as simple as walking in.

2. The main move

ok, now here comes the hard part, wait , it's not hard at all!! ALl you have to do is flail your arms spastically in as many directions as you possibly can. Don't worry, you won't look like an idiot, just as long as you follow step 3!!

3. The Finisher

To complete the throwdown, all you have to do is make sure that you are hitting as many other G-Doggs who are throwin' down with your rubber arms that you are so spastically waving around. After that you can feel free to leave when you'd like.


And that is the new sensation.
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70billion

Throwing Down, 02-15-04 2:15am

I just have 2 more steps to add. and in not any really order here they are.

4. You must have black hair, drak shades of clothing. Drak Brown, Green, tan, gray, or Black. Dark Dickie pants or tight Jeans. a skarf, tight coat, sweater or zip up somthing. and last but not least a messenger bag.

5. Practice, go wacth what the hardcore dances do and go home and practice so you dont make a fool out of yourself(or even bigger fool) and so the hardcore kid dont get mad at you for not doing it right because there are only serctin ways to throwdown.

have fun and enjoy


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tuwang

Re: Throwing Down, 02-15-04 10:20am

ha, yeah, number 4, hahaha

well, you know , It's funny because the whole time I was there that night I kept thinkin that I was probably the only person with their own natural colored hair there, it was a see of black in the pit. except for that one redhead guy. I also had a nightmare last night that for some reason I went to georges house, but it was like, this mansion, and then I was like, Hello? and tom popped out with died black hair. *sighs*

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eddy

02-15-04 9:26pm

Kevin, yer a dork.

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