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| Kate (profile) wrote, on 2-15-2004 at 8:41am | |
| Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Don't Forget Me Subject: Fucking animals |
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| A cat's continuous meow entering your dreams is exactly like an alarm clock. 7:54am, I hear, "meow.... meow... meow.. meow, meow, meow, meow," etc. I get up, give him a small smack. Lay back down. "meow, meow, meow." I sit up, give him a warning look. "meow." I throw a pillow at him. Lay back down. *scratch* Look up, he's scratching at the door. So I get up and let him out. Lay back down. A few minutes later.. *whine, whine, whine* Get up, let dog in. Lay back down. Fail to fall back to sleep. And now I'm up at 8:30 doing nothing. Moral of the story: ..rip out your pet's vocal chords. |
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durin | 02-15-04 6:44pm try having a dog that is never comfortable in your bed and has to get up every 15 minutes to find a new spot to lay. she sleeps in some funny spots. one time i found her completly under the sheets, under my feet. kinda like a foot stool. |
fadingfallenstar | 02-15-04 11:29pm when i read the subject i thought you were actually talking about animals fucking...haha...so i feared what i was reading.
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nightshade666 | 02-16-04 12:53am But if you rip out the vocal cords, you can't hear it squeal when you shove it in a sock and set it on fire...:D
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