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| sugarjackj (profile) wrote, on 12-23-2002 at 12:42am | |
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| A poem for us.... I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?! |
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Atman | lol, 12-24-02 1:44am Its true though.
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sugarjackj | Re: lol, 12-24-02 2:26am yea. i guess. im not ur normal girl though so i dont have to worry about being sterotyped.so....u like sonic? |
janice_2001 | Re: Re: lol, 12-24-02 10:02am Jackie u are so funny..? Do you like purple circles? |