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spud (profile) wrote, on 2-20-2004 at 5:51pm | |
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well. this week has officially ended.sort of. katie should be home in about an hour. i'm kinda hungry. i felt really mad at myself for sucking so badly. but i feel better now. .... HEY! on my way home from school, i ran into this kid from the middle school. he was one of those dumb fucks who thinks he's all badass. apparently he thought that i was one too. because he asked me if i had a square. at first i thought he asked me if i WAS a square. but anyway, i told him no. the only problem is, that i've no idea what the hell a square is. i just told him no so he'd leave me alone. but then i thought "WAIT! what if "square" is some new street lingo for 'penis'?" i was all like,"damn, i hope it isn't. well, at any rate, it got him to leave me alone." so, if any of you hoodlums would care to enlighten me, and ease my conscience by telling me that a square is definitely NOT a penis, i would be much obliged. in other news, lunch was awesome, aside from and that is why a cup of sugar is not a baloney your mom said to make it up, which was silly to me, because the baloney sandwich, which i weedwhacker? you're gay. . . . . . oh, and: I love YOU, coordinated ladies says: I want to see every HA HA blah blah blah says: i dont think i could ever do that with anyone else before I love YOU, coordinated ladies says: I'm off, to wack off blah blah blah says: i understand time to climtrip the nailtoes! says: just easin' the tension, baby, just easin' the tension. I love YOU, coordinated ladies says: It's all in the hips I love YOU, coordinated ladies says: Becky: why are you humping my leg? I love YOU, coordinated ladies says: Me: Chris told me it was all in the hips time to climtrip the nailtoes! says: yeah. time to climtrip the nailtoes! says: i WAS laughing hysterically. blah blah blah says: but i wouldn't want to complain about it time to climtrip the nailtoes! says: i'm just talking with wilde right now. blah blah blah says: i have to go right now spud but it was nice to talk to you time to climtrip the nailtoes! says: what the hell? I love YOU, coordinated ladies says: woopah! time to climtrip the nailtoes! says: wompum I love YOU, coordinated ladies says: Wopacknick time to climtrip the nailtoes! says: comanche indian I love YOU, coordinated ladies says: We watch as the Wopacknick Indians take their usual migration to alaska, Uh oh, It seems that Wooping Cough has just killed Bulls Lungs... This ofcourse was in defense of his mate... Hairy Sack time to climtrip the nailtoes! says: no, actually becky isn't like that. I love YOU, coordinated ladies says: later time to climtrip the nailtoes! says: yeah, and enjoy your roman. THE END |
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tuwang | 02-20-04 6:17pm that was so incredibly tacky and pasted together... I like it!! |
spud | Re:, 02-20-04 6:30pm nothing on the 'square' deal?
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tuwang | Re: Re:, 02-20-04 6:39pm maybe he wanted cigarettes... or maybe he wanted to harass you... |
Tabletop | Re: Re: Re:, 02-20-04 7:23pm sounds drug related to me. |
THE+ONE+I+LOVE | Re: Re:, 02-21-04 1:17pm spud, its jared, accross the street,
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spud | Re: Re: Re:, 02-23-04 10:36pm thanks.
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.j.e.s.s. | 02-20-04 7:42pm hey! unfair copy and pasting!
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spud | Re:, 02-23-04 10:35pm it's not unfair,
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PHIL-HIMSELF | 02-20-04 7:57pm i don't get it |
spud | Re:, 02-23-04 10:35pm you wouldn't
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