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spud (profile) wrote,
on 2-20-2004 at 5:51pm
Current mood: horny
Music: horny
Subject: horny
well. this week has officially ended.sort of.

katie should be home in about an hour.

i'm kinda hungry.

i felt really mad at myself for sucking so badly. but i feel better now.

....

HEY! on my way home from school, i ran into this kid from the middle school. he was one of those dumb fucks who thinks he's all badass. apparently he thought that i was one too. because he asked me if i had a square. at first i thought he asked me if i WAS a square. but anyway, i told him no.
the only problem is, that i've no idea what the hell a square is. i just told him no so he'd leave me alone. but then i thought "WAIT! what if "square" is some new street lingo for 'penis'?" i was all like,"damn, i hope it isn't. well, at any rate, it got him to leave me alone."

so, if any of you hoodlums would care to enlighten me, and ease my conscience by telling me that a square is definitely NOT a penis, i would be much obliged.

in other news, lunch was awesome, aside from

and that is why a cup of sugar is not a baloney

your mom said to make it up, which was silly to me, because the baloney sandwich, which i

weedwhacker? you're gay.

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oh, and:

I love YOU, coordinated ladies says:
I want to see every HA HA

blah blah blah says:
i dont think i could ever do that with anyone else before

I love YOU, coordinated ladies says:
I'm off, to wack off

blah blah blah says:
i understand

time to climtrip the nailtoes! says:
just easin' the tension, baby, just easin' the tension.

I love YOU, coordinated ladies says:
It's all in the hips

I love YOU, coordinated ladies says:
Becky: why are you humping my leg?

I love YOU, coordinated ladies says:
Me: Chris told me it was all in the hips

time to climtrip the nailtoes! says:
yeah.

time to climtrip the nailtoes! says:
i WAS laughing hysterically.

blah blah blah says:
but i wouldn't want to complain about it

time to climtrip the nailtoes! says:
i'm just talking with wilde right now.

blah blah blah says:
i have to go right now spud but it was nice to talk to you

time to climtrip the nailtoes! says:
what the hell?

I love YOU, coordinated ladies says:
woopah!

time to climtrip the nailtoes! says:
wompum

I love YOU, coordinated ladies says:
Wopacknick

time to climtrip the nailtoes! says:
comanche indian

I love YOU, coordinated ladies says:
We watch as the Wopacknick Indians take their usual migration to alaska, Uh oh, It seems that Wooping Cough has just killed Bulls Lungs... This ofcourse was in defense of his mate... Hairy Sack

time to climtrip the nailtoes! says:
no, actually becky isn't like that.

I love YOU, coordinated ladies says:
later

time to climtrip the nailtoes! says:
yeah, and enjoy your roman.

THE END
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tuwang

02-20-04 6:17pm

that was so incredibly tacky and pasted together... I like it!!

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spud

Re:, 02-20-04 6:30pm

nothing on the 'square' deal?

i was hoping YOU, of all people, would know.

oh well.


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tuwang

Re: Re:, 02-20-04 6:39pm

maybe he wanted cigarettes... or maybe he wanted to harass you...

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Tabletop

Re: Re: Re:, 02-20-04 7:23pm

sounds drug related to me.

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THE+ONE+I+LOVE

Re: Re:, 02-21-04 1:17pm

spud, its jared, accross the street,
a square is a ciggy, my brother jason ins a potthead and smoker so i know this,! anywho theres your answer, and its not a penis!

~Jared

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spud

Re: Re: Re:, 02-23-04 10:36pm

thanks.

i'm so relieved.

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.j.e.s.s.

02-20-04 7:42pm

hey! unfair copy and pasting!

i dont get it, but it's funny.

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spud

Re:, 02-23-04 10:35pm

it's not unfair,

it's poetic license.

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PHIL-HIMSELF

02-20-04 7:57pm

i don't get it

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spud

Re:, 02-23-04 10:35pm

you wouldn't


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