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mbenznut (profile) wrote,
on 2-27-2004 at 10:21am
Found this, thought it was funny in its own special way.

Just when you thought Mel Gibson couldn't make a bigger
turd than "Lethal Weapon IV", he drops this one. And
all of the Jews are pissed off because he's telling everybody
that they killed God. Now let's think about it. That's not
so bad is it? I would think the Jews would want this movie
highly circulated in the Muslim world, with the obvious
threat being, "If you guys don't back off, we'll kill your God,
too. Then you get no 70 virgins, no paradise, no nothing."
Anyone who can kill God is one bad mother fucker.

But let's not forget that Jesus rose from the dead AND
ascended to a throne in heaven. Not too shabby. So in
essence, nobody really "killed" Jesus; it was more like a
fraternity hazing, or an early version of "Fear Factor" where
you endure all kinds of shit to win a valuable prize. Way to
go Jesus, and way to go Jews for helping him keep it real.

The President wants to make a Constitutional amendment
to ban gay marriage? Hey Georgie, I think you've got
enough on your plate right now... what with the war, and the
economy. Why don't you leave those nice people alone
and let them pick out their china patterns (and ass fuck)
in peace.

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brutisimo

02-27-04 5:45pm

I heart you for so many reasons Joe!

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