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| paige51066 (profile) wrote, on 2-28-2004 at :12pm | |
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Why gay marriages should be illegal: 1.Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. 2. Heterosexual marriages are valid becasue they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children. 3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if Gay marriage is allowed, since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful. 5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal. 6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities. 7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire counrty. That's why we have only one religion in America. 8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 10. Children can never suceed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children. 11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or longer lifespans. 12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "seperate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Seperate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as seperate marriages for gays and lesbians will. aaaaahhhh.....sarcasm http://www.livejournal.com/community/boysineyeliner/590101.html#cutid1 ^^^^ he looks like Ville Valo..I wants him! he posted this in his journal..funny...(hes SilencedBy Time) 'DNJN1109: you are so manly retarded DNJN1109: you are the biggest hoe i ever met online SilencedByTime: lol SilencedByTime: and you are? DNJN1109: its not funny DNJN1109: and you are you usning pink DNJN1109: what kind of a gay moron are you? SilencedByTime: and you are using blue... lesbian are we? DNJN1109: you know your brother DNJN1109: hes gay too DNJN1109: look at him DNJN1109: punch him DNJN1109: his fuckin face SilencedByTime: I think you have an obession with me actually... DNJN1109: not really DNJN1109: why the fuck do you think i'm swearing at you? DNJN1109: i bet you don't have any friends SilencedByTime: because you want to talk to me, but dont know waht to say DNJN1109: or even a girlfriend SilencedByTime: so this is your excuse SilencedByTime: ;-) DNJN1109: probably a gay boyfriend DNJN1109: suuuuurreeee thats what all freaks like you think SilencedByTime: lol. we have had discussions about my sexuality before, your must have a real bad memory or something? SilencedByTime: you* DNJN1109: do think your so smart about everything when your not DNJN1109: ? DNJN1109: i think so DNJN1109: cause your not smart SilencedByTime: i'm a whoooole lot smarter than you :-) DNJN1109: if i'm annoying block me DNJN1109: why are you just sitting on your ass acting gay? SilencedByTime: why are YOU sitting on your ass, wasting your time trying to insult me? SilencedByTime: whens its blatantly not working as well... DNJN1109: so you can block me DNJN1109: thats my whole point DNJN1109: can't you see?? SilencedByTime: er no... you see your point comes from a rather weird point of view. Your not even on my friends list, so I dont need to block you. SilencedByTime: why dont you just delete me? SilencedByTime: then we are both happy :-P DNJN1109: i don't have you on my list you dumbfuck SilencedByTime: well you obviously do because you keep im-ing me, so I think YOUR the dumb fuck :-) DNJN1109: fuck you SilencedByTime: lol.. so yeah. delete me.. then I wont have to waste anymore time making you look stupid. :-P DNJN1109: bnnnnnnnnnnooooooo you go home kid SilencedByTime: bno? that some new retarded langauge all your retards talk? DNJN1109: maybe its an mistake DNJN1109: duhhh SilencedByTime: maybe, but I highly doubt that seeing as your so intelligent and stuff DNJN1109: whatever you lesbo SilencedByTime: can't be lesbian, not female :-) DNJN1109: fine you gay SilencedByTime: heh. well anyway. i'm going to stop making you look stupid now, so go annoy someone else. thankies DNJN1109: whatever you mother dog brother father fucker!' ...nuthin else..for now... |
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iAMthAtEViL | 03-02-04 11:06pm that conversation=funny! god that DNJN is such a fuster, lol. |