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| musicalbabe (profile) wrote, on 3-12-2004 at 9:43pm | |
| Current mood: amused Music: Outkast-Hey Ya Subject: romance advice from none other than my good friend, chris |
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| oh gosh, lol. here is an excerpt from chris and my AIM conversation. (one name edited for security and privacy reasons, and one section completely cut out because of secrecy...) oh stop it, i just told him what i'm going to do to ask a certain someone to sadies. it's not like it's some huge secret, or anything!! gosh, you thought i'd keep something from you? since when do i do that? KingdomKey13: how's the spaghetti? Horseeyoregal: what? is that a line? Horseeyoregal: actually, i ate spaghetti for dinner tonight KingdomKey13: no... KingdomKey13: remember like months ago, when you were telling us about one of your ***** fantasies? Horseeyoregal: mhmm? KingdomKey13: And we were eating spaghetti and i'm all, "Oh, i bet you wish this spaghetti was *****'s BODY!" KingdomKey13: so when i mean spaghetti, i mean your romance life. Horseeyoregal: HAHAHA Horseeyoregal: i totally don't remember that KingdomKey13: *hangs head* KingdomKey13: it's us code for romance from now on, m'kay? KingdomKey13: you'll remember eventually. KingdomKey13: so how IS the spaghetti (MEANING ROMANCE)? Horseeyoregal: haha Horseeyoregal: well... KingdomKey13: laughing time is over Horseeyoregal: sadies is april 2 (that's when the girl asks the guy) Horseeyoregal: so i've devised a creative plan to ask **** KingdomKey13: AHAHHH! KingdomKey13: now's your chance! ***and here i explain my plan...*** Horseeyoregal: and voila! i have a date! KingdomKey13: YES! I LIKE IT! KingdomKey13: ooh, ooh! You've gotta leave him a plate of spaghetti in his locker! Horseeyoregal: haha Horseeyoregal: that might be messy KingdomKey13: then leave a note that says, "Do me" at the bottom with your picture! Horseeyoregal: HAHAHAHA! KingdomKey13: And then, when you're making out, you go, "Ooh, don't be saucy with me, mister"! Horseeyoregal: haha you're so punny KingdomKey13: Ooh, give him a tape with a song that plays, "You love Melissa, take her to sadies" backwords so that he'll be subliminally suggested! Horseeyoregal: haha KingdomKey13: Or just walk up and say to him, KingdomKey13: "Take me to sadies KingdomKey13: or I'll stalk you like KingdomKey13: celery". Horseeyoregal: HAHA KingdomKey13: but you gotta be hard to get. KingdomKey13: dress like a catholic librarian schoolgirl that wears a pin that says, "CHASTE and proud of it". Horseeyoregal: HAHAHAHA LOL KingdomKey13: what say you? Horseeyoregal: you're a very creative person, christobal KingdomKey13: try them all. KingdomKey13: now Horseeyoregal: oh yeah, will do. HA. KingdomKey13: good. KingdomKey13: guess what? Horseeyoregal: chicken butt? KingdomKey13: with a side of beaks. KingdomKey13: No, really. Horseeyoregal: what? KingdomKey13: YOU ARE SO KingdomKey13: BEAUTIFUL!!! KingdomKey13: *tear* KingdomKey13: Hah, really had ya goin' there. Horseeyoregal: HA. Horseeyoregal: of COURSE you did! *wipes tears from her eyes* ah chris, you are a funny man. a funny, funny man. |
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QueenWog | LMFAO!, 03-12-04 1:20am HAHAHAHAHA!I really needed that after a cruel night of homework! LOL!!! FUNNY!!! |
musicalbabe | Re: LMFAO!, 03-12-04 1:26am *tips her nonexistant hat and smiles* glad i could be of service to you, m'lady! :0D i needed it too after a day of semi-cruel homework and hormonal issues. (LOL!!) |
| KingdomKey13 | Re: Re: LMFAO!, 03-12-04 1:43am I'm so glad I could make you happy. You like me! You really like me! Makes me want to write in my journal... if only CERTAIN people would comment on it! |
musicalbabe | Re: Re: Re: LMFAO!, 03-12-04 9:37pm haha! if you write, i'll comment. (but there's nothing wrong with writing and not getting comments...that happens to me quite frequently. i've learned to not take it personally.) |