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Angel_Bob (profile) wrote,
on 3-14-2004 at 2:51pm
Subject: MGS: Twin Snakes
For some reason, I convinced my little brother to rent MGS: Twin Snakes.

It's basically a remake of the MGS for PSX. It has updated graphics, semi-lame Matrix cut-scenes, new voice acting and a little bit of a new storyline.

For a while, I got stuck because they told me to get Meryl's CODEC thing off of “the package.” Foolish Solid Snake never acts like he doesn't know what's going on so I was left alone to figure out that they meant the package that the damn game came in. Which is quite impossible when you rent the game.

Anyway, I'm now avoiding attempting to avoid these stupid lasers but the view is so bad that I keep getting gassed.

I really suck at MGS games.

I'm going to go try to get past those stupid lasers and get that mine detector so I can go back through the lasers and probably die a few more times.

It's so exciting.

I love you all.

[edit 3:12]
I got past those lasers, grabbed the mine detector, got back through the lasers, got past the mines and killed by a boss.

I don't know about you but the whole boss in a MGS game doesn't quite click with me. It's called "tactical espionage action" and a guy in a tank attacks me.

I don't know about you, but when I'm sneaking around, it’s not very sneaky to be attacking a tank.

I can't throw grenades if my life depended on it. I only die because I get run over by the tank.

Then I fell in some rut in the ground and got stuck before blowing myself up with some C4.

So yeah. I'm going to go try and beat this stupid tank and if I can't beat him by 4:30, I'm going to call someone and see if they can help me.

If anyone knows anything about this stupid tank guy, I'd love it if you'd help me out.

I don't know about you, but I think all the names of the "bad guys" could be improved. Revolver Ocelot, Vulcan Raven, Cyborg Ninja, Psycho Mantis, Sniper Wolf, Hind D and Liquid Snake all sound a little... wussy. They might as well be called Buttercup Rabbit, Flower Buns, Cinnamon Feet, Twinkle Toes, Sugar Honey, Chocolate E and Liquid Caramel. Solid Snake would then be Chewy Caramel. Sadly, I think that's a major improvement.

So anyway, I hate that there are bosses in this stupid game. I thought I'd just be sneaking around and shooting things. I am greatly disappointed.

I guess I'll go try to beat Vulcan Raven Flower Buns now.
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Shinigami

03-14-04 8:21pm

Sweet! Kick Flower Buns ass!

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zombiex

03-14-04 11:46pm

haha lil sis great game must admit I had the same problem when I first tried the orginal game www.gamefaqs.com will help the might who need the help

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