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| musicalbabe (profile) wrote, on 3-20-2004 at 7:59pm | |
| Current mood: determined Music: OBOE MUSIC! Subject: guitar vs. oboe (PLEASE COMMENT!!) |
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| Si is AZN: hey! clarinet pwns oboe! Auto response from Horseeyoregal: i'm being jazzy. (and not the dancing kind of jazz.) i'm playing through some of the stuff in my new book on my CRAPPY, PLASTIC, SINGLE-REEDED INSTRUMENT. (can you tell that i'd rather be playing oboe, english horn, bassoon, or something along the lines of DOUBLE-REEDED?) yeah. one reed is just not good enough for me. and i'm sick of my plastic-ey sound when i have a nice embuchure and i deserve better. haha i'm such a spoiled brat! oh, and yeah, STANFORD JUST LOST IN THE NCAA!! AHHHH!! pretty poopey. oh well. i'm off to be musical. read the journal if you're bored! ttyl. Si is AZN is away at 5:54:36 PM. Horseeyoregal: um, it most certainly DOES NOT Auto response from Si is AZN: I am away from my computer right now. Si is AZN returned at 6:09:20 PM. Si is AZN: does too. Horseeyoregal: does not Si is AZN: it's like see Horseeyoregal: :-P Si is AZN: clarinet, here Si is AZN: *points up* Horseeyoregal: does not does not does not does not Si is AZN: and oboe, here Si is AZN: *points down* Horseeyoregal: omg! no! Horseeyoregal: two reeds are better than one! Si is AZN: *marks ten meter distance between the two* Si is AZN: no they're not Si is AZN: your sound's puny Horseeyoregal: yes, they are Si is AZN: my clarinet can go boom boom Si is AZN: well, kinda. Horseeyoregal: IT'S BEAUTIFUL Horseeyoregal: my oboe has an elite, elegant tone Horseeyoregal: your clarinet is a loud, wide, squeeky sound Si is AZN: my clarinet has an elite, elegant tone Horseeyoregal: it does not! Si is AZN: I can play quietly Horseeyoregal: it does not have the flair of the clarinet Si is AZN: hao's a different matter altogether Si is AZN: yeah, you're right Si is AZN: I win. :-D Horseeyoregal: YOU DO NOT Si is AZN: Horseeyoregal (6:10:32 PM): it does not have the flair of the clarinet Horseeyoregal: oops Horseeyoregal: of the oboe Horseeyoregal: sorry Si is AZN: it's flare though Si is AZN: no no, I agree completely Si is AZN: muahaha. Horseeyoregal: ahhh don't correct my spelling Horseeyoregal: NO, TYPE-O Horseeyoregal: DIFFERENT MEANING ENTIRELY Si is AZN: clarinet still pwns oboe Si is AZN: but guitar pwns both of them Horseeyoregal: IT DOES NOT Si is AZN: *points way up there* Horseeyoregal: IT DOESN NOT! Si is AZN: does too! Horseeyoregal: NOT NOT NOT Horseeyoregal: DOES NOT Si is AZN: :-D Horseeyoregal: dude, think of it this way Si is AZN: O:-)(what's that, no, I didn't do ANYTHING with your daughter!) Horseeyoregal: with clarinet and oboe you use your mouth, a seductive body part Si is AZN: =-O(sir, please put that down!) Si is AZN: a seductive body part!? Horseeyoregal: yes Horseeyoregal: with the guitar, you use your fingers Horseeyoregal: who likes fingers? Horseeyoregal: no one! Horseeyoregal: who likes mouths? EVERYONE! Si is AZN: *cough* Horseeyoregal: see there? Si is AZN: fingers are liked by many people Si is AZN: *wink wink, nudge nudge* Horseeyoregal: oh, you're right, you do have a point there... Horseeyoregal: but NOT AS MUCH AS THE MOUTH Si is AZN: more than the mouth. Horseeyoregal: *wink wink nudge nudge* Si is AZN: *twitch* Horseeyoregal: NO, NOT MORE THAN THE MOUTH Horseeyoregal: the mouth is better Si is AZN: too many sexual references in one conversation. right. Horseeyoregal: there's a TONGUE in the mouth Si is AZN: fingers>mouth Horseeyoregal: no Horseeyoregal: definitely not Si is AZN: Si senora! Si is AZN: see see, on the guitar you can play romantic acoustic songs Si is AZN: like, tears in heaven Horseeyoregal: non senor! Si is AZN: on the oboe, all you do is play weird squeaky lines Horseeyoregal: ha. romantic acoustic. it's almost an oxymoron! Si is AZN: almost? Si is AZN: *blinks* Horseeyoregal: Horseeyoregal: this is a random question, but which do you consider more seductive, the mouth, or the fingers? G5187w1: hmm G5187w1: i'd have to say it depends on how they are used Horseeyoregal: (say mouth, say mouth) G5187w1: ok, mouth Horseeyoregal: HAHAHAHA Horseeyoregal: THE MOUTH IS MORE SEDUCTIVE, GREG AGREES, I WIN! Horseeyoregal: :-P Si is AZN: he's wrong Horseeyoregal: he should know plenty about the mouth and its seductivity Si is AZN: I know plenty about the mouth and its seductivity Si is AZN: fingers are still more awesome Si is AZN: especially when they're fast. Si is AZN: wait Horseeyoregal: they are not! Si is AZN: didn't mean it that way Si is AZN: but n/m Horseeyoregal: fast? Horseeyoregal: oh lord Horseeyoregal: haha Horseeyoregal: NO, MOUTH IS BETTER Horseeyoregal: seriously, think about it Si is AZN: bacteria in mouth Horseeyoregal: fantasize with your inner sexual self, the mouth is BETTER Horseeyoregal: MUCH BETTER Si is AZN: I'd rather not fantasize... thanks Si is AZN: at least, not when YOU tell me to Horseeyoregal: haha Horseeyoregal: well fantasize about kat, and think about her MOUTH as opposed to her FINGERS Horseeyoregal: mouth wins Horseeyoregal: mouth pwns Horseeyoregal: all the way Si is AZN: fingers pwn Si is AZN: besides Horseeyoregal: no. they most certainly do not. Si is AZN: you don't blow into someone's mouth when you kiss them, do you? Horseeyoregal: but you use your TONGUE Si is AZN: *twitch* Horseeyoregal: GordieDelini: mouth Horseeyoregal: MOUTH Horseeyoregal: THAT'S 2 Si is AZN: oh, are you going with Jeff to sadies? Horseeyoregal: i am indeed *cut, edit* Si is AZN: if you'll agree to the fingers>mouth Si is AZN: wait Si is AZN: how'd we get to fingers pwning mouth Si is AZN: it's guitar pwns oboe Horseeyoregal: BUT THAT'S SUCH BULL! Si is AZN: admit it, you'd much rather jeff play some seductive song on an acoustic guitar in candlelight than do the same with an oboe Horseeyoregal: NONONO Horseeyoregal: DEFINITELY OBOE Si is AZN: plus, you can kiss when playing guitar Si is AZN: with oboe you only have your feet Si is AZN: and uh feet can be painful when used it weird ways Horseeyoregal: HAHAHA Horseeyoregal: i wouldn't know Si is AZN: I wouldn't either. I'm assuming Horseeyoregal: oh okay Horseeyoregal: but dude, who wants to kiss while playing the guitar? Si is AZN: *whistles* Si is AZN: I mean, hi. Si is AZN: it's not that you'd want to Si is AZN: but you have the OPTION to Si is AZN: you see, more options is always a good thing Horseeyoregal: i guess... Horseeyoregal: :-\ Horseeyoregal: can i put this conversation in my journal? it's highly amusing Si is AZN: uh ok Horseeyoregal: yay! Si is AZN: wait but here let me demonstrate Si is AZN wants to directly connect. Si is AZN is now directly connected. Si is AZN: thgis is a guitar Si is AZN: Si is AZN: this is an oboe Si is AZN: Si is AZN: oh whoops Si is AZN: I put the mic into the headphone Si is AZN: moment. lol Horseeyoregal: eek i can't hear it! Horseeyoregal: haha Horseeyoregal: lol Si is AZN: Si is AZN: oops Si is AZN: I should shut off my fan Si is AZN: but here's oboe Horseeyoregal: yeah Horseeyoregal: LOL Si is AZN: Si is AZN: you note the difference is quality? Si is AZN: (I actually enjoy doing that because it's hella fun, but that's besides the point) Horseeyoregal: okay that's just weird Si is AZN: yes. see, guitar > oboe Horseeyoregal: umm no Horseeyoregal: that definitely is not adequate evidence Si is AZN: is too! Horseeyoregal: it so is not! Si is AZN: that was a GREAT impression of an oboe Horseeyoregal: you didn't even give the oboe a chance! Horseeyoregal: IT WAS NOT Si is AZN: :-) Horseeyoregal: ugh Horseeyoregal: the oboe is soo much more seductive! Si is AZN: not when charlie plays it... Si is AZN: well, no, he's getting much better Horseeyoregal: WELL I DON'T PLAY LIKE CHARLIE Si is AZN: but anyway. Horseeyoregal: and neither does jeff! Horseeyoregal: jeff plays...orgasmically Si is AZN: aha, that's why you're arguing for oboe so much Si is AZN: orgasmically? Horseeyoregal: NO! Horseeyoregal: I PLAY THE OBOE TOO! Si is AZN: what, do you receive earthshattering orgasms when you listen to him play the oboe Si is AZN: (the correct answer is no) Horseeyoregal: no Si is AZN: ok. Horseeyoregal: earthshattering...LOL Si is AZN: I'd love to further the debate, but diablo II calls Si is AZN: so I'll just say GEETAR PWNS OBOE Si is AZN: :-D Horseeyoregal: yeah fine Horseeyoregal: but YOU'RE WRONG Si is AZN: are not Si is AZN: post on live journal Si is AZN: ask other people to comment Horseeyoregal: I WILL Si is AZN: everyone will say guitar pwns! Horseeyoregal: AND I WILL PWN YOU! Si is AZN: GEETAR 4 LIFE!!! muahaha Horseeyoregal: THEY WILL NOT! Horseeyoregal: OBOE FOR SEX! Horseeyoregal: i mean... Horseeyoregal: lol Si is AZN: yeah... Si is AZN: austin just showed up with his guitar and amp at my doorstep.. Horseeyoregal: nice Si is AZN: weird. Horseeyoregal: go play some UNORGASMIC sounding instruments Si is AZN: very orgasmic Si is AZN: earthshattering too Si is AZN: literally. Horseeyoregal: no Horseeyoregal: it most certainly is not Horseeyoregal: there is no class to the guitar Si is AZN: yes there is! Si is AZN: and it's EARTHSHATTERING Si is AZN: as I can prove by turning this little knob *points* to ten Horseeyoregal: but it would NEVER evoke an orgasm for me Si is AZN: oh really, sit on my amp Horseeyoregal: oh lord... Horseeyoregal: haha Si is AZN: right. yeah Horseeyoregal: um no. Horseeyoregal: you just run along and play your inferior instrument Horseeyoregal: i most certainly DO NOT CARE Si is AZN: we're not playing Horseeyoregal: it is not Horseeyoregal: NOT NOT NOT NOT Si is AZN: is is is Si is AZN: are you going to post the rest of this on your journal? Si is AZN: eh well I must go. so bye. guitar pwns j00! Horseeyoregal: DOES NOT Horseeyoregal: bye Si is AZN: bye so, i would like some outside opinion on this. oboe vs. guitar, who wins? (say oboe, say oboe!!) think about it, oboe=TURN ON, guitar=TURN OFF. yes? i thought you'd agree. now think about the beautiful, mellow, smooth sound of the oboe. and now the banging, loud, obnoxious sound of the electric guitar. which one would you rather have being played for you in a romantic, candle lit appartment or house on a date? *coughOBOEALLTHEWAYcough* so please, i'd love to hear from you. what are your thoughts? |
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PrimaJazzerina | 03-20-04 10:26pm Hm... I'm going to have to say guitar. While I DO agree that mouths are more seductive than fingers, a guitar is FAR sexier than oboes.
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musicalbabe | AHHH NOOO!! TRAITOR!!, 03-20-04 10:30pm HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?? AHHH!!!! |
| Anonymous | 03-20-04 10:29pm Simply put...
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musicalbabe | YES!! FINALLY, THE TRUTH IS REVEALED!, 03-20-04 10:37pm funny you should spell your name like that; there was some comic about random names being spelled differently, one of them being timmy or something. (the timmy is only relevant becuase the comic was brought to youth group because one of the youth group councilors' names is tim.) but ANYWAY, thanks for speaking the truth.
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PrimaJazzerina | Re: YES!! FINALLY, THE TRUTH IS REVEALED!, 03-20-04 10:45pm You know what I HATE? People that change the Ys in their names to Is. Like how Mandy changed hers to Mandi. How tacky can you get? |
musicalbabe | Re: Re: YES!! FINALLY, THE TRUTH IS REVEALED!, 03-20-04 10:57pm now that was random. LOL!! but yes, it is tacky. not quite as tacky as clarinet books with CDs, but definitely tacky. it's like the original spelling of their name isn't good enough for them. it's not 'ghetto' enough. haha. woo! way to bring some randomness into this debate! |
| Anonymous | well...., 03-20-04 11:05pm well, i must first of all say that the MOUTH is so WAAAAAAAY sexier than the fingers. therefore, oboe must pwn guitar. (haha, mel, i get it.) sure, the guitar can be used to play some nice stuff, but it can also be loud and obnoxious. the oboe can only produce sweet music.
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musicalbabe | more truth!! mouth over fingers!! YES!!, 03-20-04 11:08pm YES YES YES!! (don't take that sexually, it wasn't meant to be. sheesh, guys these days...) oboe=sweet music!! truer words were never spoken!! (okay, well maybe they were...but ya know...)
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PrimaJazzerina | Re: more truth!! mouth over fingers!! YES!!, 03-21-04 12:14pm Tu ne m'aimes pas! C'est un horreur!
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iwish2bemilkywhite | fingers. yum., 03-21-04 2:23pm guitar wins by a mile. sorry mel, but guitar is waaaaaaaay way sexier. yum.
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musicalbabe | Re: Re: more truth!! mouth over fingers!! YES!!, 03-21-04 4:12pm non, tu n'as pas raison!! je t'aime aussi!! j'aime toutsles mondes!! (well, maybe not EVERYONE...) tu est formidable. mais tu aime la guitar. ca c'est mauvais. tres mauvais. oh well. n'importe. je t'aime anyway! |
musicalbabe | Re: fingers. yum., 03-21-04 4:13pm ummm no. you suck!! oboe is SOO MUCH SEXIER than the guitar. dude. what are you guys thinking? i'm not sure i love you anymore, nicole...
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QueenWog | 03-22-04 2:10am SPEAK IN ENGLISH GOSH DARN IT! |
musicalbabe | Re:, 03-22-04 7:40pm sorry. is the dorky computer slang (pwns) and the SEXY SEXY french language confusing to you? quelle dommage. (haha.) but you forgot to vote. OBOE! OBOE! THE OBOE IS BEST! i mean...i'd love to hear your personal opinion! |
QueenWog | Re: Re:, 03-23-04 12:01am well i think guitar is really cool. i am actually going to start taking lessons in a while... the oboe on the other hand, produces beautiful music an takes very talented ppl to play well. I really like both and personally don't think there should be such a feud to prove which one is better. But i suppose if i had to chose it wud b guitar. sorry mel i love u! |
musicalbabe | Re: Re: Re:, 03-23-04 12:25am ack! nooo!!! but WAIT!! we're talking electric guitar vs. oboe here!! regular guitar is one thing, but electric? and oboe=BEAUTIFUL MUSIC!!! ahhh!! fine. hmph. see if I love you anymore... *pouty face* jk. but YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE GUITAR! |
| Anonymous | Oboe vs. Guitar, 03-23-04 12:24am As Mr. Lewis would say: Geeeeeeeetar is pretty cool especially when it comes to rock, but thinking that someone could think that it comes anywhere close to the ALL MIGHTY OBOE is scary!!!!!
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musicalbabe | Re: Oboe vs. Guitar, 03-23-04 12:27am YAY FOR CHARLIE!! WOOHOO!! WAY TO TIE IT UP!! :0D yes, the oboe is DEFINITELY all mighty! now this boy knows his instruments. *pats on back* |
| Anonymous | OBOE!!, 03-23-04 12:52am most definitely OBOE. WAAAAY BETTER than guitar |
musicalbabe | Re: OBOE!!, 03-23-04 12:53am WOOOHOOO!! CLAUDIA KNOWS WHERE THE PARTY'S AT!! OBOE ALL THE WAY, YO!! heck yeah!! heehee!! wooohoo!! yay!! all tied up again!
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Anonymous | Re: Re: OBOE!!, 03-23-04 1:01am OBOE!!!!!! |
Anonymous | Re: Re: Re: OBOE!!, 03-23-04 1:01am oboe kix ass!! its way better than boring old guitare... |
Anonymous | Re: Re: Re: Re: OBOE!!, 03-23-04 1:02am oboe = good, sexy music, guitare = obnoxious or dull, depending whos playing... hmm wonder wut i think?? hint hint **oboe**hint hint |
musicalbabe | Re: Re: Re: Re: OBOE!!, 03-23-04 1:04am WOOHOO!! OBOE SUPPORTERS!!
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Anonymous | Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: OBOE!!, 03-23-04 1:05am as someone said earlier: Simply put...
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PrimaJazzerina | Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: OBOE!!, 03-23-04 10:52am Hm... I still stand behind my statement that guitar's are WAAAY sexier then oboes. See for yourself.
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musicalbabe | Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: OBOE!!, 03-23-04 7:29pm let's get one thing straight: this is NOT about WHO plays the instrument! it's about the instrument ITSELF!!
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