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| cowboy67 (profile) wrote, on 3-27-2004 at 1:04am | |
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| If I were a month, I'd be: happy. If I were a day of the week, I'd be: short. If I were a time of day, I'd be: forever. If I were a planet, I'd be: gaseous. If I were a sea animal, I'd be: able to breathe underwater. If I were a direction, I'd be: "do not enter! wrong way." If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: an ottoman. If I were a sin, I'd be: suicide. If I were a historical figure, I'd be: anyone who got to hang out with Jesus. If I were a liquid, I'd be: semen. i don't even mean it in a sick way either. i could be a little sperm guy ( ~o) and see what it's like to race to an egg. i think it'd be crazy amazing. or i'd be blood, for much the same reason - i could be involved in the very essence of life, the one thing that keeps everything working in us. If I were a tree, I'd be: a sequoia, because 1) i'd be in california (which would be fabulous, and joe would come visit me) and 2) because i'd have an insanely awesome view of the world. If I were a bird, I'd be: one that flies, and that's all i'd do, all the time. who wants to waste time eating or sleeping when they can hang out all day soaring above the world? If I were a tool, I'd be: me. brianne calls me a tool all the time. If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a cactus. they don't need much to survive, and that is so very appealing to me. not to mention living in the desert, experiencing beautiful sunsets and amazing thunderstorms... wow. If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a thunderstorm. If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: hephaestus - he was lame (literally, his leg was messed up) but he still got with aphrodite. awesome. If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: strings, of any kind. If I were an animal, I'd be: a seahorse, cuz they're good daddies. If I were a color, I'd be: gray. the perfect balance of color extremes. If I were an emotion, I'd be: love. If I were a vegetable, I'd be: an avocado for Danielle. If I were a sound, I'd be: rain, or waves crashing onto shore. If I were an element, I'd be: lithium. If I were a car, I'd be: a 1979 chevy caprice. If I were a song, I'd be: in minor chords. If I were a movie, I'd be: one that hasn't been made yet. If I were a book, I'd be: long. If I were a food, I'd be: simple and sugary. If I were a place, I'd be: pristine - a forest or beach untouched by humans. If I were a material, I'd be: corduroy. If I were a taste, I'd be: lips. If I were a scent, I'd be: spring. If I were a religion, I'd be: laurism. (anyone wanna join? follow me.) If I were a word, I'd be: "confuzzled." If I were an object, I'd be: a hot chick's underwear. If I were a body part, I'd be: a brain. er, wait, i already am. perhaps an eyeball then. If I were a facial expression, I'd be: that sexy look when your head is tilted down, but your eyes are looking up. or just a cheesy grin. If I were a subject in school, I'd be: everything. If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: batman or woody the woodpecker. If I were a shape, I'd be: a square. a goody-goody, straight-edge square. If I were a number, I'd be: last. |
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buttercup954 | 03-27-04 3:54pm you know, there are these birds that fly for literally years at a time, you should be one of those. |