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Upchuck (profile) wrote,
on 1-6-2003 at 6:25pm

How should I continue to live my life?

Stay the way I am, there's nothing wrong with me.
Destroy everything I believe, partake in wild parties with drugs, sex, and booze.
Become a priest.
Become a hopeless musician with a lot of talent but very little drive who sings slow romantic songs which turn into angst because of my guilt over sex.
Get in shape, rename my self Vlad, and sell exercise videos to middle age women who only buy my tapes because they have secret sexual fantasies about me.
Become gay, actually just pretend because I cannot imagine getting it up the ass.
Become a completely obnoxious jerk who doesn't care about anybody and demeans everyone, while only doing things if they benefit me.
Be a weatherman.
Be a fireman.
Be a radio DJ.


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Brianna

01-08-03 12:51pm

I say become a priest... you can't go wrong there. except the sexual parts. you'd have to masterbate a lot and not molest children. hehe.

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