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| kthpkc (profile) wrote, on 4-3-2004 at 9:59pm | |
| I just finished watching an Alfred Hitchcock movie that was on the dreaded box. Interesting. Very. Yes. I found something funny on some random fanfiction site. Inu Yasha lovers would find it hilarifying. Oh hell, i'll just copy and paste. The author is Nefra. THE SHARD HUNT 1:00am Get woke up by grumpy hanyou 2:00am Shard hunters finally get dressed and eat breakfast 2:15am Throw everything but kitchen sink into back pack 3:00am Leave village 3:15am Return to village and grab weapons 3:30am Run like mad to get to place you should have reached by now 4:00am Take moment to catch breath and realize you forgot sleeping bag 4:30am Sense jewel shard deep in forest; leave road 6:05am Find three low level youkai with shard 6:07am “SNAP” 6:08am Fix bow string while youkai run for cover; hanyou even grouchier now 8:00am Head back to road 9:00am Still looking for road 10:00am Realize ‘fearless leader’ doesn’t know where road is Noon “OSUWARI” x 50 12:15pm Stop for lunch 12:30pm Get captured by youkai 12:45pm Get rescued by hanyou 12:55pm Kouga shows up 3:00pm Finally find road 3:30pm Kouga leaves 4:00pm “HENTAI” 4:01pm Stop to watch monks eyes swirl 5:00pm Potty break 6:00pm See youkai with shard again in middle of road 6:01pm Notch arrow 6:02pm Shoot arrow 6:03pm Youkai run away again 6:05pm Pull arrow out of hanyou’s leg 6:06pm Repress strong urge to shove it up his ass 6:07pm Slip and fall into mud 6:10pm “OSUWARI” 6:15pm Find place to camp 6:25pm Take bath 6:35pm See naked Sesshoumaru in hot spring 6:50pm Stop drooling 6:52pm Sesshoumaru leaves 6:55pm Return to camp 7:00pm Cook dinner 7:30pm Hanyou falls in fire 7:40pm Strong youkai enters camp; has jewel shard 7:42pm Take aim with bow 7:43pm Bow breaks, pulled back on it too far 7:44pm Shit in pants 7:45pm Climb tree with kitsune 7:53pm Youkai defeated 8:00pm Break bow into little pieces and send to Kami with specific instructions on where to put it 8:45pm Go to sleep on ground 8:46pm Wish you’d remembered sleeping bag 9:00pm Wish hanyou would shut the hell up so you can sleep 9:05pm Throw rock at said hanyou, knocking him out 9:06pm Fall asleep And just think; you gotta do it all again tomorrow. |
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Angel_Bob | 04-03-04 10:12pm Hee. I love it.
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Shinigami | 04-11-04 12:20pm AWESOME! |