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brokenmentality (profile) wrote,
on 4-5-2004 at 6:44pm
please, read about my day.. it was exhilerating.

woke up: 11:00
ate breakfast: rice crispys with bananas
listened to dashboard: always fun.

ok enough of that format. so anyways. brandi and i got in our "excersize gear" aka: tanktops and swishy pants..... and walked around the block. oh yes, around that block we walked.... BUT.... it took us 45 minutes, because its quite long of a block. we almost got attacked by these rotweilers. we were on whipple and they came running at us barking and growling and they were right at our heels snapping at us. it was scary! we were for sure they were going to attack us. so i just started yelling at the top of my lungs.... "your dogs are outside, come get your dogs.." sadly, nobody came! there were no sticks to pick up and hit them with though. so yes, that was our "near death" experience. so then we got back after that "exhilerating walk" and did 20 push ups. oh yeah, go us. THEN... we made a healthy lunch. i even made fruit salad. it consisted of bananas and apples, but it was cute! cut up into tiny little squares. ah yes, cute it was. so anyways. the health "binge" didnt stop there. we also had ham sandwitches, carrots and half a container of yogurt...... ALL while eating on her picnic table outside and listening to dashboard. paints a picture of perfection dont it. *giggles.

so after that we went for a bike ride.. oh yes my friends, i said a bike ride. and OH MY GOSH... we could have died!!!!! if i would have jumped out in front of that huge truck that passed us, it could have ran me over, and i could have died. its sad isnt it. but that doesnt compare to when we were eating dinner tonight. if i would have choked on my spaghetti, fallen on the floor, and brandis dad could have not knowing i was dying... moved his chair back and squashed me. *gasp....... i could have died.

*brandi and i have randomly been comming up with near death scenarios all day. the reason behind why is what makes it funny..........

so yes, we shalt go off to my house where we will walk at the track and laugh incessantly at all our fatness as it whithers away to nothing.

permanant size 3 here i come.



oww.. my legs hurt, i want some ice cream.
but NO, i wont, becase what am i? healthy. yes thats right. I erika, and you brandi..... are healthy... and retarted. yes... healthy and stupid. no no.. stupend.

"you stupend movie."

we have also developed a new found love for mongooses. i love them. i shall marry them and call them chris after dashboard.

*swoons
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beckaboo

04-06-04 1:41pm

OH MY GOSH! ERIKA! TREASURE THIS COMMENT! THERE IS A BIG CHANCE IT COULDNT HAVE HAPPENED! YOU KNOW WHY? I ALMOST DIED!
Okay.. let me calm down here..my story..(trembles)...is a terrifying one... It started out this morning.. as you know I was at the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and I got home late last night so therefore (therefore.. ahahha) I slept in late, and my dog had to "go outside go potty". And... oh my gosh... so I took him outside go potty.. and I STOOD OUTSIDE!!!! If for some odd reason the tree I was standing under had been struck by a random UFO that fell on top of it because it had been struck by a random stick of lightening and the tree, which at this point had a UFO on top of it, had fallen in my direction and landed exactly on top of me... and then everyone in the neighborhood left and there was no one to hear me cry for help and I had to chew my arm off to get out from underneith the tree and then I couldn't find a giant-mundo sized band aid....
I could have died.
Oh Lord.
*kisses something out of pure thankfulness in being alive*
I am never taking my dog outside to potty again.
Meh heh.

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Anonymous

04-06-04 10:43pm

Chiken Fingers

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brokenmentality

Re:, 04-08-04 10:51am

fuzzy belly button

te he he he

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