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| lisa3019 (profile) wrote, on 4-10-2004 at 12:00pm | |
| Current mood: cold Music: none because my ionternet explorer is gay and can't do two things are once Subject: eh.. a lil update |
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If this isn’t a good entry, I don’t know what is… well, I’ll tell you about my week: Summary: Monday I went to school, and it was gay. Tuesday I went to school and it was gay. I skipped all my periods basically. I went to chorus 3rd period, and 1st period I went to rood’s room with everyone and had a fun time. Wednesday I went to school and it was gay. I left school after 7th period with Katie and Evan.. I found out the next day I have a day out for that.. Oh well. Extra day off my weekend. *smiley face* Thursday I went to school and it was gay. Bonus: we got out after 7th period. I went home with Cody and watched.. Oh, I forget what we watched. Mary and Brent picked us up and we played over her house. It was fun. Then Mary took me home about 5:30 and I slept all day. Cody called at 11 and said he was going to call me in an hour. He called at 3am and told me to come outside. They had a bunch of bud. How dumb they all are. And Aaron thought he knew where he was going, so he drove us in a big circle around Webster. What an idiot. So.. I showed them down Salem church road, in the parking lot, and he drove and parked behind the church. I went home at like 5:30am and watched some music videos (how craaazzzyyy) and then fell asleep. Friday: slept all day. During my Gran Turismo tourny, Kristin calls and asks if I wanna get drunk. Yeah I do. Amy was on the way to pick me up. Details: Funny story told by Jessica Parente in 2nd period study hall: So. Carol whatever her name is hates Trent Scott right? One day he gave her one of his chocolate milks and she went down to the sink and dumped it out. He was pissed. He bought that, decided to be nice, and gave it to her, and she threw it away. She didn’t even wait tog et out of the room to throw it away, she straight walked down to the sink and dumped it out in front of him. He called her a bitch. They fight every day. If you don’t know who Carol is. She’s that weird Spanish girl with the frizzy black hair. She wears those old 80’s levi jeans, you know, the ones that taper at the ankle. High-heels with everything; they are essential to her. You can catch her speed-walkin’ down the hall with about 30 books in her arms, and her ass sticking out. She’s one caaarrraazzzaaayy bitch, and she hates everyone. She’s the kinda person that would bring a gun to school and shoot up random people. Just because she’s insane. Okay. So. One day, Trent decides to have a nice serious talk with her. He asks her why she ahtes him, and she said it was because he is an asshole. She said everyone is an asshole. The whole classroom is an asshole. Trent explains to her that noone in the room is anything but nice to her, everyone just wants to be her friend. “How can we be your friend, Carol?” Carol takes it into consideration, “You must take the oath,” she tells him. “Everyone who wants to be Carol’s friend. Come here and take the oath!”.. The classroom gathers around Carol’s desk. “Left hand on my trapper-keeper, Right hand up to god,” she orders them. Since everyone wants to be her friend, they do as they are told. “Repeat after me…,” she goes on: “I am an asshole.” Very cult-like sounding, “I am an asshole,” the class repeats in unison. Carol goes on, “I deserve to die…” The whole class voices, “I deserve to die”.. At this point, the substitute, who is stunned at the whole ordeal, tries to put an end to this. “I think everyone should get back to their seats,” she tries. “No, they want to be my friends, they have to take the oath,” Carol explains. The substitute knows she’s powerless, “Everyone, stop, or I will write you all up.” So how was your Good Friday night? Mine was mighty fine. So Amy picks me up at the bottom of the driveway. I get in the car and am greeted with a punch in the arm. “that’s from luke,” she tells me. I immediately knew this night was going to be great. Amy obviously did too when she turned down the music and shouts, “I am getting drunk with Lisa Meehan!” We get to Kristin’s house. So it’s me, Amy, Kristin, Karri, Jamie, and Sonya. How silly we all are. Nothing but laughs the whole night. So we’re all jammin to some tunes in Kristin’s room. Me and Amy are being sneaky and secretly drinking Kristin’s Smirnoff when she turns around. “I guess we’re not sneaky,” says Amy. Apparently we were singing some Tainted Love. I couldn’t actually vouch for this because I don’t remember. But apparently I was, because this morning, I was told more than once that I sure got into it. WOOOOOOO TAINTED LOVE! DUN DUN DUN DUUUNNN!!! So… at like 11:30 we realize we’re drunk. “Lisa’s soo drunk, look at her”… All I was fucking doing was laughing. I would have been laughing my ass off if I wasn’t drunk, they are all hilarious. Kristin’s wall is bisexual. So Amy tells some wacked up lie to Mike Sethman when she was on the phone with him while he was at luke’s house. Amy: “Easter’s tomorrow” (way to state the obvious” Mike: “yeah, yeah it is”…Amy: “I got you an easter card”.. what an unnecessary lie THAT was. Where the fuck does that come from??? Noting the happiness in his voice she stretches the lie a little further, “yeah, it’s real cute”, she tells him. This morning we had to stop at Wal-Mart and buy him a card, Me: “you have to get the most expensive, because YOU LIED”… Amy: “hahaha not because it would be nice, but because I LIED!!!” We found a great Scooby-doo one with jokes and shit. It was the bomb-est one there. Hahaha. I sleep walk/talk, right? Well… here’s what I hear from Kristin this morning… “You know, you woke up in the middle of the night tugging at the pillow between my legs, I was like, ‘lisa, what are you doing?’ and you were like, ‘oh, just making myself more comfortable,’ as you were grabbing and violently pulling MY blanket.. so I told you to grab some blankets in the corner and make yourself a bed, ‘im used to sleeping on the floor’ you said, I was like, ‘are you sure?’ and without a response I realized you were passed out as soon as you hit the ground. All you did was wrap a blanket around yourself and you were out.” Haha. I definitely don’t remember that. I don’t remember falling asleep either, not because I was drunk, but because I was so tired from wearing myself out puking. I layed down and as soon as I did the room started spinning. I knew I couldn’t make it to the bathroom. BAM! I threw up in Kristin’s garbage can. Yuck. Cheap vodka does it every time. Hey, at least I got it in the can and not all over myself or anywhere else. I remember talking on the phone a couple time, couldn’t really tell you what was said. I definitely peed a world record. I made like 375 trips to the bathroom. Definitely. So in the morning, everyone’s fine. “Kristin, do you have honey bunches of oats?” “yeah I do.” “good, I will eat them… all.” .. And with that, I made myself a bowl and chomped down on some HBOO! I had to take a trip downstairs with Amy in the morning before we left. When, at the bottom of her stairs, about head level, I notice a DUN DUN DUN!!! TRAP DOOR! Brilliant idea: find myself a way in, and hide in there, when amy is walking up the stairs, jump out and attack! So.. I reach in and pull out some.. rubber.. Things… Things being capitalized there. I tie them around my waist, hook on a bungee cord, and just as I’m securing the bungee cord to the little hiding box, Amy walks out of the abthroom. What could she have been thinking, to walk out, and see me standing there, rubber Things around my waist, a bungee cord hooked onto the “hiding box.” “What the fuck…???…” *speechless* “Um. I am a changed person. Let’s go.” And we walked up the steps, away from the hiding box. The car trip home was fun. “One time, I heard this story of this kid trippin on acid. He thought he was a pothole, so he layed down in the middle of the road and got ran over by a big tractor trailer truck. He died. After his friends realized he wasn’t really a pothole, it wasn’t so funny anymore” That story came after my, “How Cool it Would be to Get Ran Over/Run Someone Over” theory. I mean, havent you ever been on a roll.. Driving down the road, when all of a sudden a kid decides to walk across?? He must be thinking, “eh, they’ll stop, they wont hit me”.. Well one day I will prove them wrong and blast one of them. So me and Amy are by Crossroads.. Or GetGo, what the fuck ever. The truck in front of us, the lady gets out, walks about a foot in front of the truck, and gets back in. “YOU FUCKING DOUCHE! WE MISSED THE GREEN LIGHT NOW!”-Amy *mimicking what the lady must have been thinking/saying* “HAROLD! LET ME OUT! IM WALKING HOME, I’VE HAD ENOUGH!”..so she gets out, walks a couple steps and then decides “JUUUUUST JOKING!!!!” turns around, and gets back in the truck, causing us to miss the green light. Me and Amy sure know how to jam to some car tunes. Well… it’s been real. I’m heading out. Peace. P.S. Thank Kristin for this update, because if it wasn’t for her, it wouldn’t be in here since my internet explorer is FUCKING GAY!! And freezes every time I open it… Oh.. And by the way. My mom has this new, “you’ve got mail” song. every time she comes to bring me something, I can always tell shes close when I hear, “ANA-MAIL! ANA-MAIL! BA BA DA AAANNNAA-MAIL!” and then she peeks through the hole in my door where the doorknob should be (mind you, my door still isn’t put on, its just meekly placed in the doorway), singing her little song, and delivers my mail. Weird. |
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