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kelso263 (profile) wrote,
on 4-18-2004 at 10:51pm
Music: Mars radio, 20212538.345, WAEIOUandsometimesY
Subject: AEGTAG EBJA YIERTA QWERPMNA, TrEAKYHGA RTRRRRRE AEEFETR WENT WTRRTA EJKLOGPOIT!
I went to mars tonight. It was pretty cool. Saw an alien named Elquntinkalfinderwanka, at least thats what it sounded like, and we went to this mars bar, had a few drinks, cuz the drinking age on mars is only 5 cycles. (A cycles is three earth years). But the growth there is really slow, I saw a 50 cycle old man, and he was only 4 feet tall, the average height for his age. So, after we hit a few more mars bars, we went to a mars strip club. It was weird, because mars women have 5 tits. Well, 6 if you cound the one on their backs. Yeah, strange. But, it was pretty fun, all in all.
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burn667

04-18-04 11:41pm

hey!, how come you never invited me to mars?
i wouldnt enjoy the strip clubs but hey! ive never even been out of hawaii

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kelso263

Re:, 04-19-04 3:26pm

you can come next time
and if the girls have 6 boobs, just imagine what the guys have, ; ) i'm sure you'll be happy

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Kate

04-20-04 10:26pm

haha.

Nice, Ronnie.

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