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| blacktears844 (profile) wrote, on 5-7-2004 at 7:30am | |
| Subject: Davey Got Back |
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| (Someone posted this on the AFI Message Boards, and I thought it was too hilarious to overlook! I'm almost sorry I didn't write it. *NOTE* This is sung to the tune of Baby Got Back by Sir-Mix-A-Lot if you've been living under a rock all these years.) I like his butt and I can not lie You Fall Children can't deny That when he walks on stage in those vinyl pants And he does his little dance You nosebleed Wanna get front row And meet you after the show Just look at those pants he’s wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh Davey, I wanna get wit'cha And take your picture My parents tried to warn me But those midnight eyes make Ooh, that lip ring You say you wanna wrap me in cold? Well, use me, use me 'Cause I ain't no average groupie I've seen him dancin' He’s good at romancin' His bum is fit, And I can’t get enough of it I'm tired of magazines Sayin' boy bands are the thing Take the average Fall Child and tell them that You’ll be roasting on a spit So, Hunter! (Yeah!) Adam! (Yeah!) Has your frontman got the butt? (Hell yeah!) I wanna spank it! (Spank it!) Spank it! (Spank it!) Spank that lovely butt! Davey got back! His butt is round, and big And when he’s throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm swooning like a fangirl ’Cause he rocks my world I wanna pet your hair And give you chattery toofisez I ain't talkin' bout dentures 'Cause you’re not Grandma Davey yet His hair’s been blond, and poofy And even in ugly braids Those things made me afraid But now it’s long and deep conditioned So I'm lookin' at his videos Watchin' him cold in life’s throes They’re totally devoid of bimbos Like Britney Spears and J.Lo Who is probably so jealous because her bum is not half as pretty And you know I don’t lie when I say he looks hot With his makeup on Davey got it goin' on A lot of folks won't like this song 'Cause they think that I’m being offensive But I don’t mean disrespect I just know he’s the best And I’m hopelessly obsessed So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah!} We know Davey’s hot as Hades {F*** Yeah!} So say it loud! Yell it out! Even straight boys have to shout Davey got back! |
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darthavok | 05-07-04 2:46pm thats awesome, lol |