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kelso263 (profile) wrote,
on 5-7-2004 at 9:29pm
Masturbation is like a gateway drug for sex. You do it at first and everything's great, thats all you need, once or twice a week. Then it gets more. And more. Then its two times a day! Whoo. Then you're tired, and its not even enough, so you start having dirty thoughts. And then its on to blowjobs, and thats good for awhile. But eventually...you need the sex. The full out, wild party night humping till mornin sex.



its a fuckin gateway drug...
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durin

05-08-04 11:46am

good thing you dont have to pay for masturbation. or id owe a lot of bad people a lot of dirty money. *lots of pun intended*

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