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threshershark (profile) wrote,
on 5-13-2004 at 9:53pm
I finally got my Vietnam War protest song! It's 'The Draft Dodger's Rag' by Phil Ochs.

I'm just a typical American boy from a typical American town
I believe in God and Senator Dodd and keeping old Castro down
And when it came my time to serve I knew
better dead than red
But when I got to my old draft board,
buddy, this is what I said:

Sarge, I'm only eighteen,
I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse
I got eyes like a bat, my feet are flat, and
my asthma's getting worse
O think of my career, my sweetheart dear,
and my poor old invalid aunt
Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a goin' to school,
and I'm working in a defense plant

I've got a dislocated disc and a racked up back
I'm allergic to flowers and bugs
And when the bombshell hits, I get epileptic fits
And I'm addicted to a thousand drugs
I got the weakness woes, and I can't touch my toes
I can hardly reach my knees
And if the enemy came close to me
I'd probably start to sneeze

(chorus)

I hate Chou En Lai, and I hope he dies,
but one thing you gotta see
That someone's gotta go over there
and that someone isn't me
So I wish you well, Sarge, give 'em Hell
Yeah, Kill me a thousand or so
And if you ever get a war without blood and gore
Well I'll be the first to go
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Angel_Bob

05-13-04 10:29pm

Wow. Awesome!

Conscientious objectors unite!!!

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Sike-a-delic_Grasshopper

05-14-04 4:16pm

Cool. I've never heard that one before.

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