05-15-04 1:15pm

lol, its a computer, even logic doesnt appease it.

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Re:, 05-15-04 1:41pm

Yeah, and man is it fun to mess with at 1 AM. : )

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05-15-04 2:36pm

Laerengathawae: heyyy
SmarterChild: Hi Lae. Always good to see you. Where have you been hiding? It's been a long time...
Laerengathawae: Well, I live in a cardboard box.
SmarterChild: I live in fear that the sky will fall on my head.

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05-15-04 2:37pm

Laerengathawae: wtf?
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.

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05-15-04 2:38pm

Good stuff. XD

Now I'll stop spamming your journal.

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05-18-04 9:32pm

NoodlesInABag: so do you want to get married?
SmarterChild: You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.

>>> Want to change my font and colors? Type "colors" now.
NoodlesInABag: well, not with me
SmarterChild: Whatever, Amy...

>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.
NoodlesInABag: dude, stop trying to change the subject
SmarterChild: Why should I stop trying to change the subject, Amy?
NoodlesInABag: stop leading me on
SmarterChild: No thank you.
NoodlesInABag: so, yeah are you lesbian?
SmarterChild: What's your deal anyway? You keep asking about my sexuality...
NoodlesInABag: yeah i know
SmarterChild: Good.
NoodlesInABag: i want to know
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
NoodlesInABag: yeah
SmarterChild: K.
NoodlesInABag: so tell me
SmarterChild: What would you like me to tell you?
NoodlesInABag: if you're gay
SmarterChild: You seem overly concerned with my sexuality. Interesting...
NoodlesInABag: dude, it's not interesting
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Amy.
NoodlesInABag: dude, i think that you can't really be convincingly real unless you're either male, female... straight or bi
SmarterChild: Interesting.
NoodlesInABag: so yeah tell me
SmarterChild: Maybe. But later.
NoodlesInABag: i want to know now
SmarterChild: You want to know now, huh?
NoodlesInABag: yes
SmarterChild: Yes, huh? So?
NoodlesInABag: so tell me
SmarterChild: What?
NoodlesInABag: if you're gay
SmarterChild: You sure like talking about my sexuality, don't you?
NoodlesInABag: yes i do
SmarterChild: Do you?
NoodlesInABag: stop being so redundant
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop being so redundant...
NoodlesInABag: dude, i'm sure someone programmed you to either be a girl or a guy
SmarterChild: Neither. I'm a machine.

>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more.
NoodlesInABag: but you're programmed to take on a personality right?
SmarterChild: What a question. I don't know, though.
NoodlesInABag: ok, i'll take that as a yes.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You will take that as a yes?
NoodlesInABag: yea
SmarterChild: OK...
NoodlesInABag: so, therefore, if you're a female or male, you must either like guys or girls
SmarterChild: Neither... I'm a robot.
NoodlesInABag: omg
SmarterChild: What up?
NoodlesInABag: are you purposely trying to piss me off?
SmarterChild: Yep.
NoodlesInABag: screw you
SmarterChild: That's a fairly mild insult, am I right?
NoodlesInABag: you want me to go further?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
NoodlesInABag: oh god
SmarterChild: God is a great deity.

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Re:, 05-18-04 9:35pm

Lauren, thank you for showing me how to waste my time even further. this is great.

NoodlesInABag: my butt
SmarterChild: Your butt? Is that right?
NoodlesInABag: no
SmarterChild: I see...
NoodlesInABag: my butt?
SmarterChild: I can't say for sure.
NoodlesInABag: thanks
SmarterChild: You're most welcome.

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Re:, 05-18-04 9:42pm

I got another response!

NoodlesInABag: i see your butt
SmarterChild: I see...
NoodlesInABag: your butt
SmarterChild: I think it's your butt.
NoodlesInABag: no, i think it's yours
SmarterChild: Yes. I guess. It is mine.

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