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moana (profile) wrote, on 6-15-2004 at 4:02am | |
Music: white zombie - grease paint and monkey brains Subject: dream |
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i had a weird dream last night. i dreamt it was exams, and we were literally camping out in school. it was on those benches next to the gym doors, the doors where you go up into the stands, and we'd spread blankets over them. concubine was sitting on the bench, chain smoking, and i was sitting on the bench on the other side of the door. the guys were also there, and apparently, concubine n i were in the same math class. so andy tells her "you don't have the notes, you're screwed for the exam," and concubine starts laughing and goes "it's ok, bo3riki! (she never calls me this so it's weird) i'm taking your notes!" she starts laughing and hacking, and for some reason i get real posessive like i don't want to give her my notes, which are all in this HUGE no i mean HUGE red binder and i start hugging it. we're studying, things happen, we're talking, then everyone starts leaving, and the only people left are me and concubine and daniel. so concubine snaps her fingers, still chainsmoking mind you, and i go over to her with my binder, only i don't want to leave it htere, so i sit next to her, and daniel is sitting on the floor, with his back leaned on the bench. i'm looking in her ashtray and i'm thinking "God i would love a smoke," and i pick it up, and i smell it and start laughing, then i remember i promised ozy i'd quit and i go "no," and put it back down. instead i pick up a match and suck on THAT, then i start the ritual: chew on it. i do this everytime i want to quit. i chew on wood. sometimes it's toothpicks, sometimes it's matches, sometimes it's chopsticks or other random wooden stick-like objects. daniel turns around to look at me and goes "are you trying to quit?" and i go "yeah" and then out of NOWHERE, concubine throws my red binder into the air and all the papers fly out of it. and she goes "fuck this, we're not studying for exams anymore!" and she gets up and starts dancing. suddenly, daniel gets up and starts dancing with her. meanwhile i'm frantically gathering my papers, trying to put them all back in order in the giant red binder. by the time i'm done putting them back in place, i go back to the blue bench and concubine and daniel are making out, moaning and taking clothes off and shit. and i just sat there, studying and chewing on toothpicks. like i said, weird. the end! *bows* *runs off stage* | |
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Anonymous | shamlawi says..., 06-15-04 7:41am Oh my dear GOD. Okay, that is one really REALLLLLY weird dream. I'm scared now. REALLY scared.
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moana | Re: shamlawi says..., 06-16-04 8:39am haha i know! and you weren't wearing the hijab, you had your hair all down and you were wearing this little midriff thing, like really intimidating bad ass woman blonde person. i heart you concubine *hugs* don't be scary |