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Atman (profile) wrote,
on 1-19-2003 at 9:40pm
Current mood: accomplished
Music: Pink Floyd
Subject: Weekend
Ahh, what a great weekend. I haven't enjoyed myself this much in a long period of time. Its great to finally be able to feel good, especially after exams.
Friday me and Nate messed around...played video games...discussed things...hung out...It was a good night. Saturday morning was fun. Nate AND Dav at the same time. I'm fishy about Nates behavior. He was acting weird...anyway, me and Dav immediately busted ass to get to work on our excellent movie and came up with a killer script...or we just sat around and played video games and messed around online. Thats never gonna get done, or it will be done gradually over time. Then Chris was all like, "Dude, I wanna do something tonight."
So, I trodded over to his house and we drove out and bought beef jerkey from that place near KFC. Let me tell you, if you wanna sell stuff, be super nice to your customers. I just wanted to go in there and look at everything, but god, they were so nice.
At:I'm just checking things out.
Store:Hey, would you like a free sample?
At:Ummm...ok. Sure. I'll try that kind.
Store:No problem. Dum de dum...how are the roads?
At:Huh?
Store:Driving conditions? Good, bad?
At:Oh yeah, they aren't too bad...
Store:Well, here's your free sample.
At:Gee thanks.
Store:Would you like to buy any?
At:Um...yes. 5 pieces of the honey bbq stripes...
Store:Right away sir...that comes to six bucks.
At:Son-of-a-bitch...
Store:Pardon?
At:Hold on, lemme get my wallet...

When they are that nice to you, you can either be an ass and refuse to buy their product or you can buy it whether or not you want it. Granted, I wanted some beef jerkey, but not for six bucks.
Then we went to the dollar store. Ho ho. Much fun. I bought I dart board thing with guns. The entire time spud was saying, "Dude, you know we are just gonna end up shooting each other!"
I would reply with "Duh, dumbass!" We basically messed around on the computer and listened to music. By the end we were both acting like stoners so badly. Then on this bob and tom cd I own, theres this song called 'internet porn', and this guy sings about porn on the internet. Theres this one part where he goes girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep. And we would extend the song a bit. the whole girl on girl on guy on sheep thing, then we added on monkey on chicken on midget on cow on your mom's house on horse on donner on bliztzen on comet on cupid on donner on dasher on comet on rudolph.
Then we had a discussion about how that how that would work. rudolph would have his ears available, a fake eye, his nose could screw off, and...well, you get the idea.
Afterwards, we went to bed, and I contined to have weird dreams, as usual. I should see a shrink. not. I don't like them. Anyway, I woke up and heard spud and Roxanne talking about me or whatever and what not and blah blah and jazz jazz. I don't know. I was too tired to pay attention. So it eventually led to Spud and I spending even MORE time together and sharing our askewed minded thoughts about jesus and moses and other stuff.
I gotta go so I'll leave you with this thought...

What if Spuds brown dog had blonde pubs?
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wraith6699

Blonde "pubs", 01-20-03 6:30pm

It's spelled "pubes" shithead.

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sugarjackj

Re: Blonde, 01-20-03 7:37pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LMAO!!!
his dog has pub's!

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spud

01-20-03 11:08pm

yeah, shithead

and you have to clarify.

brown dog has blonde pubes

yellow dog has brown pubes.

get it right, or pay the price.

which means a threesome.

you, and an elderly german grandma, spanking a spanish man, on her webcam.

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