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| moana (profile) wrote, on 7-11-2004 at 4:10pm | |
| Music: elliott smith (?) Subject: the humping lesbian club? |
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| so we went out to the hunting and equestrian club. swimming. you'd think it would be easy. it wasn't. we were fine in the big half-olympic sized lap pool, co-ed. but that's not it. we need to go to the women's pool, cuz a bunch of geezees were on the way in. so we ask the nice egyptian gentlemen where the women's pool is. he has a hard time with ms jackie, and when i finally step up he scolds me for not coming up to him earlier. *shrug* so i became the official arabic translator for the family. we drove around. a lot. we asked a lot of people for directions. a lot. we went around in circles. a lot. finally, after getting caught and paying 2KD when i had already gotten in for free, we found it. a skanky little thing full of old kuwaiti women who did not like us, not one bit. "americans" they whispered, "who else would have blue hair and wear bikinis? and the mother lets her children do this? no shame...." they came up to me eagerly. "YOU'RE kuwaiti aren't you?" i was scared i jumped off a diving board for the first time! yay! fun! i also learned how to swim, bla bla bla. andy's a jock. just thought i should let yall know. seriously. she swims. fast. and pretty, like. *scratches head* i always thought she was exaggerating but dude.... yeah. we come home, want to go to applebee's but to save time, andy n i showered TOGETHER! AT THE SAME TIME! NAKEDDDD! ok no, we were wearing bathing suits but IMAGINE! we were also singing "these are not my pants" and so on. funny. applebee's. i was threatened not to eat anyone's food. *pout*. meanies..... and THEN |
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metalhead | I know you're sitting right next to me but...., 07-11-04 7:32pm You just can't handle my awesome flip-turns and butterfly stroke *dons sunglasses* |
| Anonymous | AC speaks.., 07-12-04 3:54am In case you didn't know, that club's a bunch of preppy, snobby, idiotic Kuwaitis. As far as I know, that is..
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moana | Re: AC speaks.., 07-13-04 8:56am you're tards... all both of you. |